Definitely the best.
{{{Sassy}}
And Aidan's playing in the toilet again. Someone remind me why I'm supposed to care? I sometimes wish for a vicious germ.
That's my girl, large and in-charge. Okay, teensy-weensy and in charge.
Gunn ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Deena - Aug 27, 2005 7:35:21 am PDT #9115 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
DCJensen - Aug 27, 2005 7:47:53 am PDT #9116 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a 31-year-old man they caught vandalizing two cars by scratching large penis-shaped gouges into them and said they believe he may be responsible for similar markings found on hundreds of others.
"Nearly all of them had this special motif," the police spokesman said. "He said he did it because he was mentally disturbed. I don't know if that was just a pretext."
Um, a pretext for what? Not sanity.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2005 7:49:58 am PDT #9117 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not sanity.
Smartassedness, perhaps.
DCJensen - Aug 27, 2005 7:52:30 am PDT #9118 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
That's ambitious smartassedness. 330 cars/penii in the potential scratch pool.
-t - Aug 27, 2005 7:56:38 am PDT #9119 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Skipping like a rock across a pond to vent somw stress over deciding whether we have to evacuate or not. And if so where to. Argh. At keast my MiL is out of town already.
Polter-Cow - Aug 27, 2005 7:58:32 am PDT #9120 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cardiac-ma for your mom, Astarte, and calm-ma for you.
Pix - Aug 27, 2005 8:04:36 am PDT #9121 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Poor Sassy. I'm so sorry you've been dealing with so much.
Robin, get well soon!
Ditto to Cass with an added rrrrowl at the thought of Cass-tied-to-bed, despite my concern for her poor back.
Aimee, I hope you survive the day, and please call me when you get back.
ION, I love Saturdays so much that I would marry them wearing just about any dress. Or none at all.
Polter-Cow - Aug 27, 2005 8:13:06 am PDT #9122 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Kristiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!
Deena - Aug 27, 2005 8:19:01 am PDT #9123 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
-t, stress ease-ma to you.
Astarte, healthma for your mom, and anti-stress-ma to you.
DavidS - Aug 27, 2005 8:47:50 am PDT #9124 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Who was pimping the show Slings and Arrows? I think it was Robin. Anyway, I TiVoed one and it was very interesting. It's set in and around a Shakespeare festival so it's loads of backstage drama and I think would be very familiar to a lot of folks here (juliana, Sophia...).