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P.M. Marc - Aug 26, 2005 11:25:37 am PDT #8939 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm just irked that you can't find a decent sleeved dress to save your life these days.

Strapless and me are unmixy things. Yes, we made my dress, but back in my day, you could find dresses with sleeves, damn it!

Hmm. My lawn has kids.


flea - Aug 26, 2005 11:28:40 am PDT #8940 of 10001
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I look horrible in strapless. I am bony-chested, small-breasted, and really long-torsoed. I would look like a skeleton in white strapless.

My mother made my dress, for about $60 in materials. I should have paid for a seamstress, though, to avoid the trauma of having my skirt hemmed the day of the wedding.


Aims - Aug 26, 2005 11:29:32 am PDT #8941 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The Bmaids dresses are strapless as well. It will look good on me after it is fitted. Right now, the top falls off.


Stephanie - Aug 26, 2005 11:29:39 am PDT #8942 of 10001
Trust my rage

I had a strapless dress and I'm not the least offended, Tep. One of the things I didn't like was the expression on the model's face. Maybe that's petty, but brides should look happy, not pouty.

eta: my dress was $350 5 years ago. I wish I had a picture to show everyone. It was the One True Dress.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 11:29:46 am PDT #8943 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm just irked that you can't find a decent sleeved dress to save your life these days

I did. It took a lot of looking, but I found one.

Does that merit a nyah nyah nyah? I doubt it.


flea - Aug 26, 2005 11:31:10 am PDT #8944 of 10001
information libertarian

I should add, just to truly convey the horrible of strapless on me, a skeleton with really low-hanging breasts. To those of who you can wear strapless, how do you make it so your tits don't look really saggy? (Or maybe mine just are naturally low).


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 11:31:34 am PDT #8945 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So, I am the proud possessor of a plane ticket, car rental reservation, and good explanation for why my invitation was so late. Bride apparently called me (I don't know when) on my cell phone. When are people going to realize that just because I have a cell phone doesn't mean they can reach me on it? Now I just have to decide if I want a date.


Aims - Aug 26, 2005 11:35:13 am PDT #8946 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

To those of who you can wear strapless, how do you make it so your tits don't look really saggy?

I am not sure yet how I will acheive non-saggy looking boobies. Specially being a DD and having breastfed a child. We shall see.


Burrell - Aug 26, 2005 11:37:35 am PDT #8947 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I wore a strapless dress when I was a bride's maid at my friend's wedding. It looked good. Of course, they gave me a built in bra that made me look way more busty than I actually am.

I am not sure yet how I will acheive non-saggy looking boobies. Specially being a DD and having breastfed a child. We shall see.

No problem. That's what a good bra is all about.


Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 11:38:46 am PDT #8948 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

To those of who you can wear strapless, how do you make it so your tits don't look really saggy?

A good bustier + a well-tailored dress. Or a corset, if you want cleavage.