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I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'

Spike's Bitches 25 to Life

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Trudy Booth - Aug 24, 2005 9:33:56 am PDT #8351 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Heh. That's like how I was all "older men are bad news, I can't believe you're going out with a 22-year-old" all through high school and into college, and then I meet Patrick. Who is seven years older.

Thank you, irony fairies.

You know what I simply cannot abide by? Wealthy men. Blech. I would NEVER EVER date a rich guy with a big penis and a compulsion for performing excellent oral sex. Heaven FORBID that he want children and a shore house and to travel the world with me. If he had put himself through millionaire school by being a massage therapist I'd be appalled (particularly if he wanted to keep his skills up. Sheesh -- move ON, buddy).

t whistles casually, glances around for irony faries

tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 9:36:36 am PDT #8352 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

<whistles casually, glances around for irony faries>

Sorry, most of the irony faries died in the great irony plague of '78. Now the only ones left are the unintentional irony faries.

DavidS - Aug 24, 2005 9:52:25 am PDT #8353 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In fact, I think he may well be my TeeVee husband.

Good choice. I think his character is the best male lead I've seen on TV in...maybe ever.

erikaj - Aug 24, 2005 9:57:48 am PDT #8354 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

Does he have a habit? All my TV boyfriends do(in front of the camera, at least. The ones behind are annoyingly domestic.)

Steph L. - Aug 24, 2005 10:00:37 am PDT #8355 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Does he have a habit?

His dialogue is heavily laden with pop-culture references, which make no sense to the other characters, since he's on the other side of the galaxy and they therefore have no idea who Mr. Burns and Smithers are. For example.

DavidS - Aug 24, 2005 10:03:29 am PDT #8356 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Does he have a habit?

No, but he's frequently insane because evil aliens keep fucking around with his brain. So he still gets to act sweaty and desparate and despairing and have hallucinations. Then he has a plan! And it's the worst plan ever, but generally not too many people get killed and it's only their fault because they know his batting average with plans. Also, he's very hot in leather pants, very bitterly funny (imagine a pretty Munch), and is capable of generating intense sexual chemistry.

Steph L. - Aug 24, 2005 10:05:55 am PDT #8357 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

he's frequently insane

He does crazy better than anyone I've ever seen. Plus, pretty.

ChiKat - Aug 24, 2005 10:06:55 am PDT #8358 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And, his arms are amazing.

Steph L. - Aug 24, 2005 10:08:27 am PDT #8359 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Those are good arms to have. t /Buffy

(And just *try* to tell me he couldn't play Superman. Go on, I dare you.)

P.M. Marc - Aug 24, 2005 10:12:57 am PDT #8360 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And the character is totally the type to bring you breakfast in bed.

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