Whereas some of us just, er, sit around a lot. Watching scifi shows and playing computer games. Oh, and drinking, when we can drag our lazy assess off the couch to track down alcohol.

If you were as smart as your parents you'd know to tuck a flask of vodka under the cushions. Duh.

Unfortunately, that would require planning in advance, which is a no-go for me.

I want cheese.

My Buffistas mental framework has just undergone a paradigm shift.

Unfortunately, that would require planning in advance, which is a no-go for me.

Do what I do, just keep a flask under every cushion.

I don't suppose it would help at all if I specified that I was only interested in very particular kinds of cheese, and not all chese.

The paradigm has already shifted, it is too late for the cheese to vote.

Do what I do, just keep a flask under every cushion.

You're misunderstanding the difficulty, which is the filling of the flask before I want it.

You're misunderstanding the difficulty, which is the filling of the flask before I want it.

In that case, my fall back, just keep a bottle under every cushion. No filling required.

Oh, yeah. It was fun, for me and the cats. :) I liked it a lot.

Excellent. Duly noted. Next Great Bitches ________ Exchange, I'm ready.

If you were as smart as your parents you'd know to tuck a flask of vodka under the cushions. Duh.

Unfortunately, that would require planning in advance, which is a no-go for me.

Something to aspire to?

I missed all the shower hoo-hah, but I have to say, if I got that email from the MoH

We left the invites open so people can each manage their own experience.

I'd manage my own experience and stay at home and watch DVDs with my hottie husband and beautiful daughter.

I think I generally suck though. At this stage in my life, I am sufficiently cranky to walk away from situations that piss me off, rather than, I don't know, staying, hanging in, dealing, fighting.