Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
to MEEEEEEEEEE... For long, long hours. Mmm, I like his voice.
Ok, whatever they were doing to allow the President to call all the voters in swing states? I vote that we get that technology to the Bauer of Power, along with a list of Bitches. Possibly with a list of preferred reading matter.
{{GC}} Ease-ma to your grandmother.
Oh, man, and for tiggy and family also.
(grabs own sword and stands back-to-back with Kristin)
I have a haircut appointment for 10 a.m. tomorrow
And just when I thought the world was entirely out of good news.
Ginger, your squirrel-in-bosom story helped cap a night of Bizarre Yet Amusing Accidents with my ex-MiL last night. You may rest assured that you have reached the Hall of Fame of such anecdotes, safely ensconced next to: The Popcorn That Popped Up the Nose; The Man In A Motorized Wheelchair Who Fell Asleep During the Lecture; The Woman Whose Nose Was Caught In the Subway Doors; The Cautionary Tale of The Teenage Girl, The Curling Iron and The Eyelash Curler; My Friend Diana and The Perils of Flirting With Your Long Hair Near the Pudding Bowl And the Hand Mixer, and, the ultimate - The Affectionate Cat, The Antiquated Gas Stoves in Queens, The Fireball, The Tub and The New Roomate.
Cass:
Ick on the kitty mess, Andi. (Calling you just "Wind" sounds odd to me sometimes and I don't feel like typing out the whole sparrow-ness of it. But obviously I will type out a parenthetical longer than the sentence it refers to because I am lazy, but pendant.) I've cleaned up many a cat mess but I always wonder the same thing.
Thanks, for the sympathy. I hope you get your coverage settled soon, so you can get the medical help you need, and soon, too.
Calling me "Andi" works quite well. In person, you can use pretty much any name that starts with an "A" as long as I have a clue you are talking to me, I will answer. I've had close friends who habitually called me Annie or Angie, confusing me with other friends of theirs. But as I can't get my nephews' names straight (5 out of 7 of them have names that start with D) to save my life, I don't take it personally.
And now, sleep~ma for them that needs it. Including me.
Possibly with a list of preferred reading matter.
Yellow pages... IJS...
Though I still haven't called my (oh and quite married before a passle of Bitches swoon) friend with that voice.
Why does Leonard Cohen spoken stuff (Thousand Kisses Deep) sound like Keifer Donald Sutherland? Am I project-y girl with accurate aging now?
eta: the right generation
Oh, man, Tiggy. Ugh. All the ma that's fit.
And just when I thought the world was entirely out of good news.
Oh, did I mention that I got a razored bob on Sunday?
Why does Leonard Cohen spoken stuff (Thousand Kisses Deep) sound like Keifer Sutherland? Am I project-y girl with accurate aging now?
They're both Canadian?
Leonard Cohen's speaking voice sounds like my Dad's.
Oh, did I mention that I got a razored bob on Sunday?
You rat! Withholding such essential information. I only have a small handful of glamour icons left in the world and news like this needs to be advertised with ASSCAPS and flashing fonts.
Leonard Cohen's speaking voice sounds like my Dad's.
This would be disturbing if you had not already set the Kissinger porn watermark.
Slut?
Ah well. I got the 7's. Oh, and a girlfriend. That's good too.
(grabs own sword and stands back-to-back with Kristin)
Prettiest having of my back ever...
Calling me "Andi" works quite well. In person, you can use pretty much any name that starts with an "A" as long as I have a clue you are talking to me, I will answer.
I have name issues. Well a step-sis with the same name and a very popular name, leading to name issues. I prefer to check. Now that I know, I shall refer to you as Angie and paste printups of David Bowie around. Or, you know, not.
They're both Canadian?
Itsa canadian thing???????
Leonard Cohen's speaking voice sounds like my Dad's.
We just hit the wrong place. And I am saying this to the woman whom Kissie pings. Such a version of hell...
::pause::
How much like him?