If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Aug 22, 2005 4:15:44 am PDT #7809 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

General-ma to Fay and car-ma to askye.


Lyra Jane - Aug 22, 2005 4:17:03 am PDT #7810 of 10001
Up with the sun

Wow. What a coldblooded thing to say about someone. I suck.

Nah. If anything, you're doing him a kindness in realizing this now and acting accordingly, rather than just going along with the relationship out of boredom or politeness until you have to break his heart.

Fooey on askye's nonstarting car.


billytea - Aug 22, 2005 4:35:36 am PDT #7811 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So doomed.

I keep trying to write more than that, but it all just seems superfluous. I met her for the first time five days ago. There exists a wealth of religious belief that is fuelled by experiences such as this.


erikaj - Aug 22, 2005 4:51:47 am PDT #7812 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've never felt it that strongly. Never.


vw bug - Aug 22, 2005 5:00:00 am PDT #7813 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ugh. Now this has been a morning.

I woke up again at 7:30am with the worst cramps I've ever experienced. I took 800mg of Advil in hopes that that would kick them away, 'cause I was supposed to be somewhere at 9am. At about 8:30am, I went and woke up Emily. I was in tears, shaking and dripping in sweat and in SO. Much. Pain.

Emily suggested I call the doctor's office. They don't open till 9, so I called my mom. She suggested I wait it out till the office opened. So, I did. The nurse called me back and suggested I just continue to wait it out. In the meantime, sweet Emily was getting me cold wash clothes, water, etc.

It has finally gotten a little better, although, they are not gone. I've taken a shower, which also helped. But, ugh. Not fun.

And now I'm off to make doctor's appointments for physicals so I can talk to them about this and make sure it NEVER happens again.


Fred Pete - Aug 22, 2005 5:06:22 am PDT #7814 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

((((vw))))

Good luck with the doctor.


Gudanov - Aug 22, 2005 5:17:01 am PDT #7815 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Ack, hope you feel better soon vw.


Calli - Aug 22, 2005 5:17:29 am PDT #7816 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ugh, I'm sorry vw.

I had kick-ass cramps and drastic weariness this weekend. They coincided with the first weekend this month that I've been home and a heat index of 110F, so I was planning on staying in and lazing about anyway. Ibuprofen, steak, red wine, avocado, and Wodehouse books--the best way to spend the first day of a period, I think.


JZ - Aug 22, 2005 5:30:14 am PDT #7817 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, vw. That sounds awful. And has anyone noted recently that both you and Emily are just exactly the World's Best Roommates to one another? 'Cause, so very true.

bt's Bottomless Well of Shimmering Mutual Doom is just about the loveliest, most heartening doom I have ever heard of. I sit here quietly grinning every time I read a Wally report.

The peaceful catful nesting-in of Andi and Dan is a close second, though.

Three different first-time Faire performers came up to me over the weekend to thank me for doing the dialect class, and two others came up to tell me that several old veterans had told them that this was the best dialect class they'd ever taken, and one woman came up to me after the second period class to ask if I was an English teacher. Buffista teachers take note: It was most definitely the last compliment that made me completely blushy and stammery and speechless.

And ION, The Cutest Puppy In The World lives on my block, and it is killing me dead. I used to talk to Hec about my encounters with TCPITW, and he'd nod and make little polite noises and wait for me to talk about something else. And then last week he met TCPITW himself, on his way home from work. He instantly recognized TCPITW from my tales, he went on and on about the eager loving soft kindly nature of TCPITW, and much later in the week I was talking about something else and had a spasm of OMGWTFTCPITW!, and he said dreamily, "Yeah, I was just thinking about what an amazing puppy that is."

We've come to the conclusion that this is the Hypnotoad of the dog world, existing solely to draw the entire human race deep into its thrall of cuteness. This should be alarming, but somehow we're just... it's... We hail its glory. We can't help it.


tommyrot - Aug 22, 2005 5:34:45 am PDT #7818 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We've come to the conclusion that this is the Hypnotoad of the dog world, existing solely to draw the entire human race deep into its thrall of cuteness. This should be alarming, but somehow we're just... it's... We hail its glory. We can't help it.

Hee!

I'm generally not a dog person, but sometimes I am reminded that I am not immune to the charms of a cheerfull, enthusiastic puppy/doggie....