She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Jul 14, 2005 6:19:45 am PDT #780 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

BLESS. And Bless again.

billytea, I think you should sign up with The Guardian too. 'Cause it's cool.

t /dictatorial.

....however, you're only allowed to read 5 profiles before it cuts you off and tells you that you need to be a member to read more. Which means I seem to be enrolling. Which is very very silly, within the context of being in Egypt, and thus really not available to date any of the nice Guardian-reading boys and girls who may be enrolled. But. Er. I seem to be doing it anyway.

I'm a bit stumped about the "Why should people get to know you?" paragraph. Everything I write sounds either too self depracating or too arrogant. I'm filled with new respect for what a good job you did, billy. Fair play to you, mate.

Anyone give me any ideas?

....

....

?

Bueller?


Calli - Jul 14, 2005 6:20:50 am PDT #781 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm glad to hear the surgery went well, Connie.

Happy travels, Lilty!


Fay - Jul 14, 2005 6:27:04 am PDT #782 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Damn it, Teppy, you made me cry.


Emily - Jul 14, 2005 6:27:13 am PDT #783 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You could quote us, Fay.

Fay is a luscious fantastic lady with an incisive, bawdy, and whiplash-smart sense of humor and a heart as big as a ridiculously big thing that makes space look a bit cramped.

Next?


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2005 6:28:28 am PDT #784 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Damn it, Teppy, you made me cry.

Are you kidding me? *I* have to read it AT MY BROTHER'S WEDDING! I'm going to be a weeping, runny-nosed mess!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 6:30:48 am PDT #785 of 10001
What is even happening?

Teppy, that's awfully beautiful. I'd be a blubbering idiot before I got halfway through it.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 14, 2005 6:31:10 am PDT #786 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

that poem is lovely.


Susan W. - Jul 14, 2005 7:04:50 am PDT #787 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I want to get married again so I can use that poem.

Memo to lurking DH: Of course I mean get married again to you, so you can hold off on all the cracks about my secret boyfriends or me meeting hottie reenactor guys, but you know the sure way around the latter would be to come with me once I start reenacting stuff.


libkitty - Jul 14, 2005 7:08:59 am PDT #788 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Skipping to the end, because I must share the earworm, that came to me completely out of the blue this morning as I arrived at work. No provocation. None. I hearby present the ancient Orowheat jingle:

Good morning! Good muffin! Life's sweet with Orowheat. Good morning, good muffin, to you!

runs away and hides.

What? No, I am not the devil.

Bye.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2005 7:10:04 am PDT #789 of 10001
What is even happening?

It does not earworm me, because I do not know it. You have failed.