Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - Aug 21, 2005 7:00:16 pm PDT #7790 of 10001
Hey. New board.

*Makes out with Kristin to make her feel better. Plus, fun.*


erikaj - Aug 21, 2005 7:29:45 pm PDT #7791 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Lately, I'm finding I do fancy...not everyone, but a shocking number of people. It's both fun and upsetting. Especially with them not feeling the love, and all.


Polter-Cow - Aug 21, 2005 7:56:42 pm PDT #7792 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

*Makes out with Kristin to make her feel better. Plus, fun.*

Can I be next?


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 8:13:14 pm PDT #7793 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm sad for no apparent reason.

I have no making out to offer, but I hope you feel better soon. Meanwhile, you can console yourself that at least you have more offers than Bob.


Gris - Aug 21, 2005 8:14:16 pm PDT #7794 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Can I be next?

Sure!

*Makes out with P-C. Employs tongue ring to maximum benefit.*

That's what you meant, right?


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 8:20:02 pm PDT #7795 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Wake up to the refreshing taste of Bob. ...In Bizarro World!"


WindSparrow - Aug 21, 2005 8:37:04 pm PDT #7796 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Poor Bob.

Not that I'd give him a charity lay or anything, mind you.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 8:46:52 pm PDT #7797 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Poor Bob.

Yeah, I'm sure I didn't start out regarding him as an object of derision. Or as one half of a cagematch between Bob and Bizarro!Bob.


Maria - Aug 21, 2005 8:49:24 pm PDT #7798 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

billytea, I never got a chance to squee over your doom-age. I'm so happy things are in a good place for you right now.

FTR, I completely melted upon reading the most perfect romantic comeback. The reply of the century, if not the last 2 millenia.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 8:57:38 pm PDT #7799 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

FTR, I completely melted upon reading the most perfect romantic comeback. The reply of the century, if not the last 2 millenia.

Awww. Wait, you are talking about mine, right?

And now I'm curious what romantic line was happening two millennia ago. When the Virgin Mary told Gabriel, "You had me at hello"?