Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Aug 21, 2005 3:06:49 pm PDT #7770 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Substitute upstairs storage closet for my bedroom or the guest bedroom, and Jilli is me.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 3:17:52 pm PDT #7771 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wally Report! Question: What happens when two, possibly doomed, actuarially inclined individuals see The Island together?

a. They smirk out loud every time Ewan McGregor calls himself an 'insurance policy', and start discussing appropriate discount rates to calculate his present value.
b. They compare retirement plans.
c. There was a movie? Was that what the noise up the front of the room was?
d. All of the above.


Fay - Aug 21, 2005 3:18:09 pm PDT #7772 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Substitute 'flat' for upstairs storage closet, and Jilli is me. Only with better hats and more corsets. And more Pete. And greater proximity to Ticky Box. And probably more bat-related possessions. But possibly fewer hedgehogs.


DebetEsse - Aug 21, 2005 3:18:19 pm PDT #7773 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Beverly (and Fay), he, she, or (in my intended translation) it ought to be.

Combination of taking Latin and being in my Man of La Mancha phase (Big! Giant! Geek!) at the time I was first venturing onto the Interbunny. However, no one else seems to use the sceen name, so I can get it pretty much anywhere I go.


Steph L. - Aug 21, 2005 3:21:35 pm PDT #7774 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

it's more a liking thing than a fancying thing, I thnk.

So, what's the diff, here? Is it that "liking" = "you are a pleasant human being and I do not consider you a blight on the planet" and "fancying" = "please remove your clothing NOW"?


erikaj - Aug 21, 2005 3:31:00 pm PDT #7775 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm guessing "Friend, not fucktoy" being as how it's my permanent default.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 3:35:07 pm PDT #7776 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, what's the diff, here? Is it that "liking" = "you are a pleasant human being and I do not consider you a blight on the planet" and "fancying" = "please remove your clothing NOW"?

I follow the Stewie Griffin school of liking people, which is "When I conquer the world, your death will be swift and painless".

Note that by this standard, Jasmine had tremendous difficulty distinguishing between liking and fancying.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 3:35:58 pm PDT #7777 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ooh, slumbernut!

...Sevens. I like... sevens.

Oh! And four sevens add up to 28, which is a perfect number. Gotta like that.


Fay - Aug 21, 2005 3:38:08 pm PDT #7778 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Is it that "liking" = "you are a pleasant human being and I do not consider you a blight on the planet" and "fancying" = "please remove your clothing NOW"?

Well, pretty much, yeah. Fancying = experiencing physical desire for object of fancyage. One can like someone without fancying them (as, for example, I like my sister), and, I guess, fancy them without liking them - eg I fancy the pants off the guy who plays Ronon Dex on SGA, but can't claim to like him because I don't know him, or know the first thing about him. He may be a charmless twat. But boy howdy, he is distractingly attractive. (I realise that my point didn't actually need illustration, but the opportunity to mention SGA's big strapping hunk of Tall, Dark and Shaggable arose, and I took it.)

I like the boy in Cairo, but I don't feel at all passionately about him, or that whole flush of excitement at seeing him - you know, the whole deal where you DIG someone, rather than just liking them and maybe being persuadable to more because there isn't anyone else around whom you really do dig.

reflects.

Wow. What a coldblooded thing to say about someone. I suck.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 3:41:30 pm PDT #7779 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wow. What a coldblooded thing to say about someone. I suck.

Pfft. Of course it's not, it's realistic. It does no one any favours to be dishonest about something like this, especially to yourself.