I was just walking Toto. Creepy drunk man on the steps next door says to me on our way back:
"You have a very nice dog. You are very beautiful. I would like to marry you and have your dog."
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Aug 21, 2005 12:42:35 pm PDT #7757 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
sj - Aug 21, 2005 12:43:44 pm PDT #7758 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
"You have a very nice dog. You are very beautiful. I would like to marry you and have your dog."
Ewwww. Very creppy, vw.
brenda m - Aug 21, 2005 12:45:29 pm PDT #7759 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
But kinda funny, you have to admit.
vw bug - Aug 21, 2005 12:50:32 pm PDT #7760 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, yeah. Definitely kinda funny.
Cashmere - Aug 21, 2005 12:57:04 pm PDT #7761 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Funny but in a way that makes you reach for your mace while you're laughing.
Polter-Cow - Aug 21, 2005 1:02:32 pm PDT #7762 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It made me laugh.
Lyra Jane - Aug 21, 2005 1:10:05 pm PDT #7763 of 10001
Up with the sun
And see, I thought it meant like, "very erin" or "full of erin" or something like that.
Me five, or whatever. But I didn't know "DebetEsse" meant anything, either.
Mallory is precious. I love the smiley photos.
DCJensen - Aug 21, 2005 1:11:13 pm PDT #7764 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
"please send photo of tractor"
Beverly - Aug 21, 2005 1:26:03 pm PDT #7765 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
DebetEsse means...?
Fay - Aug 21, 2005 2:29:07 pm PDT #7766 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Never having to say you're sorry?
Love?
DuJour?
I give in.
"I would like to marry you and have your dog."
Huh. An interesting twist on the old "I would like to marry you and have your children." Interesting in a RunAway kind of way.