Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Aug 19, 2005 12:34:09 pm PDT #7475 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I am sitting in a DMV office. Help me.


Aims - Aug 19, 2005 12:34:47 pm PDT #7476 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY WHY?


DavidS - Aug 19, 2005 12:35:16 pm PDT #7477 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The only male hospital personnel were the orderlies who slung my bed from the labor room to the delivery room, and then moved me to my suite, and the first anesthesiologist.

So...male hospital personnel are bad? Because of their bossy unnatural birthing techniques? Are female urologists Right Out?

Look! It's an lj community that's all pictures of cats!

::rummages through desk drawer looking for exclamation points...::

I bet Hec is a member.

::finds them::

Not yet, but it's only a matter of seconds!


Polter-Cow - Aug 19, 2005 12:41:39 pm PDT #7478 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am sitting in a DMV office. Help me.

Here, I have brought you a vampire.


Sparky1 - Aug 19, 2005 12:43:07 pm PDT #7479 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I am sitting in a DMV office. Help me.

Please tell me you made an appointment.


ChiKat - Aug 19, 2005 12:47:31 pm PDT #7480 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I am sitting in a DMV office. Help me.

I am so sorry!!

I'm headed to Memphis for a quick weekend trip to see the parents. I'm all checked in and have my boarding pass. I love the interbunny.


vw bug - Aug 19, 2005 12:49:19 pm PDT #7481 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm currently sitting on the papasan with my foot elevated and ice on my ankle. I think I sprained it. It hurts.

Go PC!

Go GC!

Um...I read everything, but that's all I remember.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 19, 2005 12:49:29 pm PDT #7482 of 10001
What is even happening?

Do Spong Monkeys count as Buffistas?
Bishop Spong has a fandom?


ChiKat - Aug 19, 2005 12:50:33 pm PDT #7483 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I think I sprained it. It hurts.

Oh, no!


vw bug - Aug 19, 2005 12:52:03 pm PDT #7484 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, no!

I know! And I'm a big baby when I'm in pain.