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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Aug 17, 2005 9:24:09 pm PDT #7070 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Susan, I am finally home and not on dial-up and only just read your news. I am very sorry for your loss and hope the travel and services are as easy as they can be given the circumstances.


Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2005 9:27:16 pm PDT #7071 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Me: "It's not. It's important to me that I kiss you."

We stay in the car for a while. I'm holding her, and we're having one of those lazy conversations where the how is more important than the what. And then out of the blue she asks, "Am I good enough for you?" For me that was the meltiest moment. (Multiple choice: did I answer (a) yes (b) no (c) by kissing her again?)

billytea, that is wonderfully awesome, and I concur that you've got a swoony line there.

Your storytelling skills are lacking, though. Choice (c) is "kissing her again," yet you seem to have skipped the FIRST kiss. We need details, yo!


Emily - Aug 17, 2005 9:42:38 pm PDT #7072 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Billytea is like, Lloyd Dobler with an Australian accent and an actual career.

Plus, sexy math skills.


billytea - Aug 17, 2005 9:43:47 pm PDT #7073 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Your storytelling skills are lacking, though. Choice (c) is "kissing her again," yet you seem to have skipped the FIRST kiss. We need details, yo!

My apologies, I was treating it as the natural inference from "It's important to me that I kiss you". To confirm, she gave the impression that she liked that line too. I'm not sure I should go any further into details there. Perfect gentleman, me.


Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2005 9:54:32 pm PDT #7074 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My apologies, I was treating it as the natural inference from "It's important to me that I kiss you". To confirm, she gave the impression that she liked that line too.

Aha. Good. I figured as much, but for all I knew, that line led to a bunch of awkward silence.


beth b - Aug 17, 2005 10:18:28 pm PDT #7075 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

susan - do what makes things work for you - just make sure they are working for you . May the travel be calm and easy.

awww... billytea made me go awwww.

and meara's mom is funny.

and scotch is a good thing, for those that ever doubted it.


beth b - Aug 17, 2005 10:23:43 pm PDT #7076 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I forgot. I have that Librarian Avengers statement on a t-shirt.

but then again - I can't see why people shouldn't fall on thier knees and worship me. My biggest imperfection is my inablity to spell


billytea - Aug 17, 2005 10:38:53 pm PDT #7077 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Aha. Good. I figured as much, but for all I knew, that line led to a bunch of awkward silence.

This is true. Would've been a much less charming story if that happened.


Fay - Aug 17, 2005 11:31:59 pm PDT #7078 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"It's not. It's important to me that I kiss you."

billytea, that sound you just heard was all the Buffista women SWOONING in unison. I think we all want a great guy to say that to us. (Or, well, I damn well do.)

Also, your post made me jump and then go "Eeeeep!" with happiness for you.

Seconded. Loving the tea.

Meara, your mum's response to the letter was FABulous.


billytea - Aug 18, 2005 12:01:20 am PDT #7079 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Message on my mobile from AS:

"Morning! I am doomed!"

Seriously. She said that last night too (not the "Morning!" part), and then I had to explain why I started laughing.