It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Aug 17, 2005 8:48:46 am PDT #6940 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Thanks, y'all.


sj - Aug 17, 2005 8:49:19 am PDT #6941 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Are you looking for anything in particular?

I don't know what I am looking for; I only know I haven't found it yet.


DCJensen - Aug 17, 2005 8:49:41 am PDT #6942 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just processed mail that was returned from someone who objected to being sent a notice imprinted with the name of a previous homeowner. It is a 9 inch by 6 inch envelope.

On the front of the envelope, in two inch-high black wide-tipped marker: NOT HERE.

On the rest of the front in one-inch letters: WHAT iS THE NAME ON ThiS MAiLBOX

Case mixing included.

Oddly enough, the post office interpreted this as "Return to sender."

Personally, I would have marked it "Looney, keep away," but the post office doesn't have a stamp like that.


§ ita § - Aug 17, 2005 8:51:30 am PDT #6943 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would totally do that.

Last thing I sent back had pretty detailed notation -- indicating that they didn't need to forward me this piece of mail, since that's not my last name, that's not my first name, and that's not even my previous address.

It came right back to me a week later.


brenda m - Aug 17, 2005 8:54:27 am PDT #6944 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Personally, I would have marked it "Looney, keep away," but the post office doesn't have a stamp like that.

I need a stamp like that.


DavidS - Aug 17, 2005 8:56:50 am PDT #6945 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't know what I am looking for; I only know I haven't found it yet.

::cues U2 for sj's hair::


Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2005 9:01:40 am PDT #6946 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Susan roooooooooooocks.


erikaj - Aug 17, 2005 9:03:33 am PDT #6947 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I still love that song, man. Don't worry, sj, you're in good hands there. I have my OTH, pretty much, I think, thanks to Hec.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 17, 2005 9:05:12 am PDT #6948 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I need a stamp like that.

Or a tattoo.


Daisy Jane - Aug 17, 2005 9:11:31 am PDT #6949 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's a lovely tribute to your father,Susan