I thought the coffin was already in the ground.
Tell my lizard brain that.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jen - Jul 13, 2005 12:02:51 pm PDT #612 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 12:04:04 pm PDT #613 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
God will be your airbag.
This needs to be on a bumper sticker.
-t - Jul 13, 2005 12:06:11 pm PDT #614 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
{{Jen}} That's got to be hard. Ack, my comforting words are not coming out right, so I'm gonna leave it at the brackets.
brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 12:08:03 pm PDT #615 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Cass, I'm sorry you got hit with this. But you're doing fine. Feel sad, but don't feel like his actions are some sort of judgment on yours.
Or people who honk at cars that don't turn right on red fast enough.
Oh that drives me batty! Turning right on red is optional! Optional! And when I get beeped at I will sit there until the light turns green and wave happily at the beeper. I'm a brat that way.
Oh wait, I missed this bit. I would totally honk at you for that. And cuss. And probably make faces. And honk again.
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 12:09:12 pm PDT #616 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
God will be your airbag.
OMG! Dad and I used something similar to this in an analogy about his driver's ed classes and biology classes including ID. Something like "While I may personally believe God will be my seatbelt. It's not the law, and not something I should teach in class."
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 12:09:47 pm PDT #617 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tell my lizard brain that.
Dear Jen's Lizard Brain,
When you're not getting riled up by pretty boys in eyeliner and pretty girls with soft delicious bellies, you may occasionally be startled by emotional spasms from the past. Please disregard these reflexive core-deep flinches. It is a sad bit of muscle memory from the muscle we call the heart, and floods the body with the melancholia. It is just a sad reflex.
With that in mind, please get back to the sexual excitement and the drooling over tasty vegan dishes.
Thanks ever so,
Jen's Friend, David
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 12:10:49 pm PDT #618 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t makes Jen fresh pesto
t makes out with Jen
erikaj - Jul 13, 2005 12:12:20 pm PDT #619 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
cc's own lizard brain, though not a Lizard brain because its punctuation would be better and there'd be more girls.
Lee - Jul 13, 2005 12:15:18 pm PDT #620 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Can it stop being Monday yet?
Jen - Jul 13, 2005 12:33:05 pm PDT #621 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Aimee, I'm on my way.