I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2005 8:10:53 pm PDT #5766 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's a very nice cat.

I hear this to the tune of "He's a very nice prince"


DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 8:18:07 pm PDT #5767 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hairless cats aren't cats.

The interesting thing about Ripley is that she doesn't know she is hairless or freaky, so she's just catlike. She's not worried about it, despite your harsh prejudice.


Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2005 8:37:05 pm PDT #5768 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Pfft. There's no need to treat me any differently. 'Sir' will do fine.

Right-o, Sir Mugsy.


Emily - Aug 10, 2005 8:38:02 pm PDT #5769 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

He's a prince who prepares.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2005 8:41:52 pm PDT #5770 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

See, Emily loves me.


Gris - Aug 10, 2005 8:42:18 pm PDT #5771 of 10001
Hey. New board.

C'mon, Emily, don't run next time. Dude's hot, and pitch stains don't come out of slippers, no matter their material.


Lee - Aug 10, 2005 8:42:43 pm PDT #5772 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

She's not worried about it, despite your harsh prejudice.

Doesn't matter. Still not a cat.


Gris - Aug 10, 2005 8:46:18 pm PDT #5773 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Doesn't matter. Still not a cat.

She may not be feline, but she's still pretty!


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2005 8:47:05 pm PDT #5774 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That song is never coming unlodged now.

I was caught unawares.
And I thought, Well, he cares.
This is more than just malice.
Better stop and take stock while you're standing here stuck
On the steps of the palace.


Susan W. - Aug 10, 2005 8:47:22 pm PDT #5775 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Susan, are you still doing resume stuff, because I have a friend who's just begging for your help. She's really experienced and talented, she just needs her resume to reflect that.

Yep. Still taking on freelance work until I've found a job, and maybe even occasionally afterward. Please send her my way!