Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Aug 10, 2005 2:49:44 pm PDT #5729 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'll check the back of her blouse neck when I get home.

This should be a stealth operation, so, y'know the watchword should be subtle. Subtle. Or hog-tie, there's scope for initiative here.

Of course, now he's lost the advantage of surprise, so I'm thinking stealth is right out.


Lee - Aug 10, 2005 2:50:14 pm PDT #5730 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Zappos just sent me an email saying that they are offering free shipping this week.

That makes them evil, right?


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 2:51:36 pm PDT #5731 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Zappos just sent me an email saying that they are offering free shipping this week.

Everything I've bought from them (I'm up to three pairs, lord help me) has had free shipping that was upgraded.


DawnK - Aug 10, 2005 2:54:12 pm PDT #5732 of 10001
giraffe mode

has had free shipping that was upgraded.

Me too and I've ordered more pairs of shoes from them than ita (including deck shoes for the kids, I'm up to 8...eeek!)


billytea - Aug 10, 2005 2:55:34 pm PDT #5733 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Because that is the one area of my life where I don't get any attention, bt? yeah. sure. ;) So can I count on your support...I'll make you a corpse in a fanfic and Bayliss will feel sorry for you. And I'll get you a baggie of dirt from Fell's Point. That's worth some cash, right?

Absolutely! I might even chip in a few bob myself.


erikaj - Aug 10, 2005 2:55:38 pm PDT #5734 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's just that, not to minimize the struggle of ADD because I've got friends that have it, and it's a trial, but compared to mine, it's a hangnail, bunions...I think I'd be thrilled to switch, aside from getting her primary disability of "Little Princess Syndrome". I think I could take her, you know? She should feel fortunate I am A Total Stranger. She brought out the Allyson in me. I wanna make her cry.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 10, 2005 2:55:49 pm PDT #5735 of 10001
What is even happening?

I can't walk. It's NOT FAIR!
Oh good lord, erika, you need that on a t-shirt.
Because that is the one area of my life where I don't get any attention, bt? yeah. sure. Yes. No. Really. You need this on a T-shirt. It'll shatter whatever's left of that image you left three exits back. It should be a somewhat low cut V-neck T, too. Black.

JZ, get out the bleach pen!

Of course, now he's lost the advantage of surprise, so I'm thinking stealth is right out.
I don't want to picture you hogtied before I even meet you.

I'm so sorry we never got to F2F. I am plain old beaten down by life right now, which would be okay, but Scott is, at the same time. For the past month and a day, at least one, and often both of us has had an ass ache of one kind or another.


vw bug - Aug 10, 2005 2:57:17 pm PDT #5736 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

SUSAN W! Paging Susan W!

edit: or possibly any teachers


billytea - Aug 10, 2005 2:57:47 pm PDT #5737 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Of course, now he's lost the advantage of surprise, so I'm thinking stealth is right out.

You're right. Cage match it is. "And in both corners, ZZZMMAAAAYYHEMMMMMMMM!!!"


DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 2:59:53 pm PDT #5738 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Of course, now he's lost the advantage of surprise, so I'm thinking stealth is right out.

Hmmm, headlock or full-nelson....