We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Aug 08, 2005 7:19:33 am PDT #5248 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Anyway, off to work for real this time.


DCJensen - Aug 08, 2005 7:37:43 am PDT #5249 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

OTOH? March of the Penguins is set to become the #1 grossing documentary of all time, out grossing [as it were] Michael Moore. It is already #2.

Um... I've heard that MotP is about to become the #2 grossing docu of all time, surpasing Moore's Bowling for Columbine but still way short of Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Still does not entirely negate my statement. It's still going strong, and after #2 falls by the wayside, it could soon go #1 given it's current momentum.

I think the subject matter may help a lot. Sure 9/11 was sensational, but Penguins!

Penguins, I say!


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2005 7:42:23 am PDT #5250 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, Fahrenheit 9/11 grossed $119 million, and MotP just passed Bowling for Columbine (which made $21.6 million), so MotP has a ways to go to pass F9/11.

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Lee - Aug 08, 2005 7:59:50 am PDT #5251 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So far this morning I have woken up with a really stiff neck (though probably not in as much pain as Jess and Sean, who I hope feel better soon), put my shirt on inside out and didn't notice, even after I fastened a button, left the house without my wallet or my keycard for work, gone back for the wallet, and spilled $2.85/gallon gasoline on my shoes.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2005 8:01:45 am PDT #5252 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ah, Mondays.

Sorry, Perkins. That's a suck day if I ever heard one.


Sparky1 - Aug 08, 2005 8:14:23 am PDT #5253 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Dang, Perkins. That's no way to start a day. Hope it improves quickly.

There are workmen here today putting down new cork flooring and (a separate job) painting the hallways. The fumes from all of the above are rather strong and unpleasant. Officially, these fumes are going to be my excuse for not getting anything done today.

The good news is the fine people of LexisNexis are taking us out to lunch.


beathen - Aug 08, 2005 8:14:46 am PDT #5254 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

$2.85/gallon

And I though $2.49/gallon was expensive...


Lee - Aug 08, 2005 8:16:03 am PDT #5255 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hope it improves quickly.

Does spilling coffee on my shirt count?


Sparky1 - Aug 08, 2005 8:19:55 am PDT #5256 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Does spilling coffee on my shirt count?

I think that it's an improvement over spilling gasoline on your shoes. YSpillMV.


Jessica - Aug 08, 2005 8:23:47 am PDT #5257 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sparky read my mind.

My painkillers were a $25 copay. (Oxford's non-generic-non-preferred rate.) These had better be the best drugs EVER.