This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

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vw bug - Aug 05, 2005 10:48:11 am PDT #4924 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aimee, that EXTRA sucks. Craziness. I'm sorry, love.


Gudanov - Aug 05, 2005 10:48:36 am PDT #4925 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The minister says that he'll get the fishing rods so he walks across the water to the dock and gets the rods. So they start fishing and after a while they discover they forgot the drinks...


Frankenbuddha - Aug 05, 2005 10:48:41 am PDT #4926 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ooooo...I love balloon animals!

Acts out a version of The Aristorcrats using balloon animals.


vw bug - Aug 05, 2005 10:49:40 am PDT #4927 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

t waits patiently for the rest of the joke


Gudanov - Aug 05, 2005 10:50:49 am PDT #4928 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

So the priest says he'll get them and he walks across the water to the dock and gets the cooler with the drinks. After some more fishing, they start to get hungry and discover that they forgot the sandwiches. Well, the rabbi is feeling a little pressure at this point and he says he'll get the sandwiches. The rabbi gets out of the boat and sinks right into the lake.


-t - Aug 05, 2005 10:51:15 am PDT #4929 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a good plan, AImee.

I'm gonna mention it to my husband as asomething to keep in mind for our still unresolved surprise student loan problem.


Gudanov - Aug 05, 2005 10:51:23 am PDT #4930 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The minister turns the to the priest and says, "Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"


P.M. Marc - Aug 05, 2005 10:57:58 am PDT #4931 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Aimee, you'll make it through, like everyone's said. You don't suck, and don't you let them drag you down and ruin your precious Em time! Bastards.

I know how weighing the worry can be. Sucks.

So, I took the plunge. Signed up for a mama board. Punky Moms, to be sure, but still. Seems like a step.


Gudanov - Aug 05, 2005 10:58:55 am PDT #4932 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Then the priest turns the minister and says, "What rocks?"


beth b - Aug 05, 2005 10:59:49 am PDT #4933 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Gud sends in a new twist to the joke -- nice spin