I'm a Pete, not a Pet.
Awww, you're a total pet, Pete.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Jul 13, 2005 7:59:26 am PDT #466 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
askye - Jul 13, 2005 8:00:39 am PDT #467 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Omigod.
I just got a call because there's no one to represent our division in this meeting that starts soon. Annoying Co Worker is next in line to go, but he's trying to get lunch (still on premises), he wants me to go but I'm the only one in the office and can't go. I tell him this.
Then he asks me to call Cool Coworker and see if he'll go. I don't have his cell number I say, you should call him. Annoying Coworker then tells me ---
"He's down here, and I can see him, I just don't want to ask him. You call."
And because I'm an adult and don't act 3 (most of the time) I told him no, he's going to have to ask.
I just heard Cool Coworker's cell go off so I can assume that Annoying Coworker tried to call instead of walking over and asking.
Ginger - Jul 13, 2005 8:01:22 am PDT #468 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Skaredoff + Sieff = what? Skieff? Skarie? I got nothin'.
How about just "-s"?
My last name is pronounced pretty much the way it's spelled, but it's nine letters in an unfamiliar configuration. Most people just say "Ginger...." and look at me hopefully.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 13, 2005 8:03:56 am PDT #469 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My last name is pronounced pretty much the way it's spelled, but it's nine letters in an unfamiliar configuration. Most people just say "Ginger...." and look at me hopefully.This is my deal too. Except they say, "Nora..."
I could have traded for a technically simpler name, but, eh. This has been a PITA for so long that it's a part of me!
beekaytee - Jul 13, 2005 8:04:30 am PDT #470 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I'm thinking that three hours would probably have moved me beyond apologetic through apoplectic and into apocalyptic.
I'm so going to use this Fay. Excellent alliteration.
Yeah, for bridezilla supreme?...red wine, garotte, whatever. But some kind of reaction other than toadying. Sheesh.
Sparky1 - Jul 13, 2005 8:05:34 am PDT #471 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
-t, pick a whole new name. Become a Cardozo or a Koufax.
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 8:07:18 am PDT #472 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kudzu! Be -t Kudzu!
beekaytee - Jul 13, 2005 8:07:44 am PDT #473 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Having a two letter, no periods first name and a hyphenated last name makes for endless fun.
A nurse once tried to pronounce it BuJU and then got flustered because she thought I was a "Middle Eastern male".
Then there is always the "It's not alphabetized under T...it starts with K. All one word...like Newton-John." But Olivia isn't helping me out so much these days.
Lee - Jul 13, 2005 8:09:26 am PDT #474 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Kudzu! Be -t Kudzu!
This gets my vote!
Also, today=Blergh. Send coffee.
beth b - Jul 13, 2005 8:10:06 am PDT #475 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I win. I went out and worked in the garden for 45 min . before 9 am ( 855, but still) i was very good. I need more food.