Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 10:07:59 am PDT #4532 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What would happen if you went to a dog-cloning company and said, "Here's my dog's blood - please clone it," only you give them human blood?

Could this be a new SciFi Channel Saturday night movie?


Fred Pete - Aug 03, 2005 10:09:42 am PDT #4533 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

((((vw))))

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do.


Cass - Aug 03, 2005 10:10:16 am PDT #4534 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Butterfinger always seemed pretty masculine to me.
Yeah, sexual at least. But I think having the slightly salty chocolates under the "Feminine Needs" section is good marketing. "Here's your Tampax, your Midol and your Hersheys... Will there be anything else, m'aam?"

Which is really all very odd, since I'm making these guys up anyway, and shaping the text, and yet at the same time I want to play with them like they're somebody else's toys.
I approve of this.


lisah - Aug 03, 2005 10:12:23 am PDT #4535 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Happy Birthday, Deena!


Polter-Cow - Aug 03, 2005 10:13:10 am PDT #4536 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Could this be a new SciFi Channel Saturday night movie?

Manbrador !


Nora Deirdre - Aug 03, 2005 10:13:44 am PDT #4537 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

{{vw}} I think you did the right thing. I've had a bad feeling about how they have been treating you for a while now. So, I'm mighty relieved on your behalf, if I may say so.


Katerina Bee - Aug 03, 2005 10:14:26 am PDT #4538 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Happy Birthday Deena! Happy free preschool and transportation for Kara, too.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 10:14:39 am PDT #4539 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Manbrador !

Manpoodle!


vw bug - Aug 03, 2005 10:18:21 am PDT #4540 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Vet just called to check on Toto. She's concerned and wants to see him tomorrow. Poor guy.


WindSparrow - Aug 03, 2005 10:19:45 am PDT #4541 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Covers ears, and hums, "la la la la la, I can't hear you."

That's in reference to the man-dog mix-ups, not the vet calling about Toto.