Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Aug 03, 2005 6:45:04 am PDT #4454 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

the client with the business plan gave me a gift certificate to the cheesecake factory.

Wow.

Happy Birthday!


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2005 6:54:15 am PDT #4455 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I've been noticing these a lot around here.

Does any other region of the country have this infestation of ubermacho?

Fake rubber bull testicles. Go figure.

Just wondering.


Fay - Aug 03, 2005 6:57:15 am PDT #4456 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

YUCK.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 6:58:40 am PDT #4457 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How can we tell they're fake bull?


-t - Aug 03, 2005 6:59:35 am PDT #4458 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So that's what those are supposed to be.

People are strange.


Cashmere - Aug 03, 2005 7:00:26 am PDT #4459 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Of all the parts of the male body to praise in latex, testicles are not my first choice.


brenda m - Aug 03, 2005 7:16:48 am PDT #4460 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cake has a whole song about fuzzy dice "hanging like testicles from rear view mirrors." So I guess this is really just one step further down the line.


Aims - Aug 03, 2005 7:20:14 am PDT #4461 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HIPPO BIRDIES DEENA!!!

Susan, were you able to send me my resume?


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:20:32 am PDT #4462 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cake has a whole song about fuzzy dice "hanging like testicles from rear view mirrors."

Some large, square, fuzzy testicles. With dots on them.


JohnSweden - Aug 03, 2005 7:22:08 am PDT #4463 of 10001
I can't even.

Some large, square, fuzzy testicles. With dots on them.

What's your point?