I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jul 13, 2005 5:40:40 am PDT #438 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In fact, I have (in the strictly literal sense) actually slept with billytea.

That it was at an event called 'The Wild Rumpus' hopefully porns the story up a little.


Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:42:00 am PDT #439 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Really? Staple removers that aren't fangs of paper death? Huh.

Staplers are good. Also, if you have two, they work like maracas. Kind of. This can get you very surprised looks from groups of children, especially if you dance around in a vaguely Spanish fashion, with one above your head and another held out in front of you, snapping them madly. (Mr Ahmed, who was trying to teach an Arabic lesson at the time, was particularly surprised, iirc.)

Could billytea be any cuter? I think not. Cute in a manly way, obviously. Grr. Argh.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 5:46:21 am PDT #440 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Really? Staple removers that aren't fangs of paper death? Huh.

I echo Fay in the huh-ness.


Lilty Cash - Jul 13, 2005 5:46:50 am PDT #441 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Huzzah for billytea!!!


sj - Jul 13, 2005 5:53:27 am PDT #442 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gronk. Off to therapy. I don't want to go, but I am going anyway.

When I get back I need some Goth advice, since I just found out that Dave's band is playing in a club next week on their Goth night.


DCJensen - Jul 13, 2005 6:04:06 am PDT #443 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Really? Staple removers that aren't fangs of paper death? Huh.

I echo Fay in the huh-ness.

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Volans - Jul 13, 2005 6:05:10 am PDT #444 of 10001
move out and draw fire

~ma to your family, askye. We went through the same thing with my grandmother, except the asshat was my cousin. Still an asshat. It's tough, but you guys are tougher.

Goth advice

Black.


askye - Jul 13, 2005 6:13:58 am PDT #445 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Days like this I really want to change my name to somethign simple and easy to spell like Smith or Jones or Doe. I called a store to see if an order was ready, they couldn't find and couldn't find it. Then they finally found it under Reese.

They were originally looking under some butchered version of my name but -- REESE? That's no where near my last name.

Also, the Canadians have the right idea by say Zed for Z. Because then I wouldn't have to do the whole "z as in zebra/zipper" because that doesn't always work and there are weirdly placed "v"s or "c"s in my name.

you think people wouldn't get so tripped up by 5 letters.


Hil R. - Jul 13, 2005 6:16:27 am PDT #446 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Also, the Canadians have the right idea by say Zed for Z. Because then I wouldn't have to do the whole "z as in zebra/zipper" because that doesn't always work and there are weirdly placed "v"s or "c"s in my name.

Totally. Even when I do the whole "z as in zebra" "No, the last letter of the alphabet" thing, I still get P or C or V or G there.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 6:22:23 am PDT #447 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Totally. Even when I do the whole "z as in zebra" "No, the last letter of the alphabet" thing, I still get P or C or V or G there.

There's a 'G' in my last name, but even when I try spell it out carefully, people often think I'm saying 'Z'. So usually pause a bit before and after I say 'G', and try to put emphasis on the G.

It doesn't help that my last name has a weird (by english standards) German spelling.