Why is it not nap-safe?

Places are only nap-safe if I feel I can go take a much-needed shower when she's in them. Otherwise, they're mommy traps.

In this case, soft padded thing on the floor where she could either roll over or the cats could decide she's a toy.

AH!

In this case, soft padded thing on the floor where she could either roll over or the cats could decide she's a toy.

Now I'm imagining one of your cats chewing on poor Lilybean and thinking: "It's about damned time she left the room. I've been wondering what this tasted like for months."

Now I'm imagining one of your cats chewing on poor Lilybean and thinking: "It's about damned time she left the room. I've been wondering what this tasted like for months."

Shiva has been caught licking the baby's head.

Shiva has been caught licking the baby's head.

Uh huh.

Aww...cutie Lily! I can't decide which of you she looks most like.

I miss the days when I could set Annabel down and have her not budge. Life was much easier then.

Yay on smoke-free Aimee!

Willpower must be going around. I've been sticking to Weight Watchers for two days now, under what I'm thinking of as the tough love plan--my self-talk is along the lines of, "Quit your whining and building exceptions for yourself because it's TOO HARD. No, it isn't. You don't NEED potato chips, Dr Pepper with every meal, or frickin' POP TARTS. Now buck up, buckle down, and get it done."

Shiva has been caught licking the baby's head.

Well, you keep saying she is very sweet.

or

Cats are on low carb diets

or

BAD goddess of destruction!

I think the cat is just very dumb and can't tell where she ends and whatever is next to her begins, because she'll also lick the pillows.

Shiva has been caught licking the baby's head.

She's either helping with hair growth or commenting on the last bath. "Gosh, what do these humans do to themselves? Here's another one I have to keep clean."

1/3 of Emeline's body weight is Ollie spit.