Crap. I was reading through the thread, and I had stuff to say, and in the middle of reading, my Dad calls. He's having cardiac symptoms -- could be stress and the heat, could be the real deal -- and I'm going to go get him and take him to the hospital. We're supposed to leave Wednesday for Vermont, dang it. I mean, all that can be dealt with; that's not my issue here -- my issue is that Dad needs to be fine so that he can go see his son get married.
A little cardiac-ma, if you please. And away I go. Will update when I know more.