It's like Hec is directing my life this hour with his salt wounding.
The good news is, my hour is up. The bad news is, that ita will be directing the next hour of your life.
Duck! Parry! Feint!
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
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DavidS - Jul 29, 2005 2:08:53 pm PDT #3835 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lilty Cash - Jul 29, 2005 2:11:59 pm PDT #3836 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Cass, if you need a little TLC around 9 or 10, I can take over. It'll probably involve some Guinness and Modest Mouse on the jukebox.
JZ - Jul 29, 2005 2:14:24 pm PDT #3837 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Aw, poor cat-loving Lilty. Who is not lame.
I just got really a rather cool bit of email -- yonks ago I'd signed up with theknot.com, and never actually un-signed-up; usually I ignore their irritatingly cheery little "Happy 8-Month-17-Day-Iversary!" emails, but today they sent me an actually cool one. They're starting a woman-run matchmaking site, the catch being that you can't be listed unless someone else recommends you. So they're asking present and past members to nominate their brothers, great-guy-wrong-timing exes, and platonic I-can't-love-him-but-somebody-damn-well-should male friends (with the guys' permission), to assemble a database of men whose availability, intelligence and sanity are vouched for by people who actually know and love them.
I can think of three non-Buffista male friends I'd nominate in a millisecond, and Lord knows there are any number of godlike but inexplicably single Buffista men about. Gotta think about this. (And if any male Bitch wants me to nominate him, say so.)
Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 2:18:51 pm PDT #3838 of 10001
What is even happening?
If it is an international deal, I nominate billytea to nominate himself, for Jaqueline to nominate him.
Cass - Jul 29, 2005 2:20:32 pm PDT #3839 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
The good news is, my hour is up. The bad news is, that ita will be directing the next hour of your life.ita will provide goat, for worship or curry, and pretty pictures of boys. Sure there might be bruising but it's a tradeoff I am willing to make.
If you need a little TLC around 9 or 10, I can take overLilty has wooed me with nummy Guinness and tunes.
a database of men whose availability, intelligence and sanity are vouched for by people who actually know and love themThis is wonderful.
Lilty Cash - Jul 29, 2005 2:23:38 pm PDT #3840 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
They're starting a woman-run matchmaking site, the catch being that you can't be listed unless someone else recommends you.
I've never tried the online thing, but I would so give that a shot.
P.M. Marc - Jul 29, 2005 2:26:01 pm PDT #3841 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Lilty, you're not lame.
Drunken people should not be allowed access to email. This is the conclusion of my mortification after worriedly checking my "Sent Mail" folder this morning.
Also, there should be Drunk-proofing for IM. Nothing beats checking your chat logs the next day for "OMG, I can't believe I said that!" ::facepalm::
JZ - Jul 29, 2005 2:26:41 pm PDT #3842 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
This is wonderful.
In general, theknot.com is a bizarro mix of the genuinely helpful and the amazingly lame (and the message boards make the baby Jesus cry like you just stuck Him with a pin), but I really think this is utterly fucking brilliant of them.
DavidS - Jul 29, 2005 2:33:08 pm PDT #3843 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, there should be Drunk-proofing for IM. Nothing beats checking your chat logs the next day for "OMG, I can't believe I said that!" ::facepalm::
I'm still sorry I don't have the log of you drunk on Vodka and Red Bull. "Whathefuckever..."
Lee - Jul 29, 2005 2:36:17 pm PDT #3844 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Plei, I forget, are you a Black Phoenix person? I posted something in LJ, then realized it might not apply.