Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jul 29, 2005 10:18:03 am PDT #3789 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh yeah?

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter: [link]


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 10:20:39 am PDT #3790 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jesus Christ, Pro Wrestler

kidding....


DCJensen - Jul 29, 2005 10:23:26 am PDT #3791 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I guess it's better than "Jesus Christ, Wacky Sidekick of God..."


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 10:23:56 am PDT #3792 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jesus Christ, Actuary


Volans - Jul 29, 2005 10:28:07 am PDT #3793 of 10001
move out and draw fire

This, coupled with the news that the faithful are flocking to see Jesus' face on a tree.

(JCVH wins, because it's a musical).


DCJensen - Jul 29, 2005 10:34:11 am PDT #3794 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

OMWF & JCVH double feature night!


DCJensen - Jul 29, 2005 10:38:18 am PDT #3795 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Why yes, it's slow at work. Why do you ask?"


DCJensen - Jul 29, 2005 10:50:06 am PDT #3796 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

That joke reminds me of Kip Adotta's 1984 comedy piece "Wet Dream."

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year. I was driving in down-town Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damned thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"


libkitty - Jul 29, 2005 10:53:25 am PDT #3797 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Cute hair flea! Cute babies! Hugs to vw, and much Toto health ~ma. Now, running off to the reference desk. What a day!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 10:53:41 am PDT #3798 of 10001
What is even happening?

Dan, you're starting to hit my spam filters.