Thanks, P-C. I like your tag, too. Did you make it up, or read it, somewhere?
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
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Cindy's tag makes me think of the joke about the penguin who took his car into the shop for repairs.
the penguin who took his car into the shop for repairs.
Aroo? I don't think I've heard this one....
Penguin takes his car into the shop for repairs. Guy says it's going to take about an hour, so the penguin goes down the street and gets some ice cream.
He comes back a little later, and the guy says, "Looks like you've blown a seal."
"No," says the penguin, wiping his mouth, "that's just a little ice cream."
BWAHAHAHA! Oh, that's bad, but so funny.
Gee, Cindy, who are you telling... my other choice, considering Movies, was "A brain trapped in the body of a maimed game-show hostess." but I decided to err on the side of brightness for a change. I think I've got a title for the memoir though, if I'm ever memoir-able.
Haaa, Raq.
I like your tag, too. Did you make it up, or read it, somewhere?
Once again, Dinosaur Comics.
but I decided to err on the side of brightness for a changeHee!
"that's just a little ice cream."
BWAH!
Gross...took me a second to get, too. Having my first male cat makes me think of the one where the lady asked for her cat to be turned to...the perfect boyfriend. But, you know, passionwise, something's still missing, so Cat!Guy turns to this woman and says "You should have thought of that before you had me fixed."
Raq, one of the editors on my then contract told that one in a meeting a few years back. It was hilarious. She used funny voices. I've loved the joke ever since. (Jilli, this is R-now-H.)