Born to Run is better than all those songs, but the references are strewn throughout the song, and I can't pick an acceptable number of lines to post. So just know I am right.

Um, in an attempt to distract myself from Natter, I went shoe shopping on Zappo's. There will be an LJ post to follow, but I had to share the absolute worst pair I could find with y'all:

Shoe that made me go "WTF, Mate?"

Yeah, I like to spend $123.95 to look like Homeless McRagfoot whenever I can.

That's very impressive, juliana. And with a high rating.

If NASCAR fic exists it surely involves Racefan Sues peeling skin-tight fire suits off of drivers.

I keep trying to tell you... Indy, not NASCAR.

t /raceslut

That's very impressive, juliana. And with a high rating.

I know! There's just so much potential for mayhem what with the fluttering and the tie, and so much ugly.... As I said, WTF?

One more car love song.

You may think I'm foolish
For the foolish things I do
You may wonder how come I love you
When you get on my nerves like you do
Well baby you know you bug me
There ain't no secret 'bout that
Well come on over here and hug me
Baby I'll spill the facts
Well honey it ain't your money
'Cause baby I got plenty of that
I love you for your pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what you do there in back
Of your pink Cadillac
Pink Cadillac

Well now way back in the Bible
Temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well they tempt you, man, with silver
And they tempt you, sir, with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasures
That the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man I ain't going for that
I know it was her pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back
Of your pink Cadillac
Now some folks say it's too big
And uses too much gas
Some folks say it's too old
And that it goes too fast
But my love is bigger than a Honda
It's bigger than a Subaru
Hey man there's only one thing
And one car that will do
Anyway we don't have to drive it
Honey we can park it out in back
And have a party in your pink Cadillac

It looks like Toto probably has a UTI...poor guy. He's been peeing in the house pretty consistantly for the past week or so now. I finally got concerned today when he had two accidents in about an hour's time. So, I called the vet. I've got an appointment at 5:30pm.

I'm kind of broke, so I asked how they would figure out if he has a UTI. They told me it would be cheaper if I could somehow get a urine sample before coming in, so they didn't have to catheterize (sp?) him. I thought, "Yeah, right."

So, Emily and I just took Toto on a little walk. Emily led Toto, and I followed with a little bowl to collect his pee. It was surprisingly easy. He lifted his leg. I held onto his leg and let him just pee into the bowl. He didn't seem to even notice. Everyone else on the street did, though. Boy, did we get some looks!

Okay, that's pretty funny. Antibiotics are generally pretty cheap, so hopefully it won't take much to get him all fixed up.

Everyone else on the street did, though. Boy, did we get some looks!

You should have told them, "We need it for a recipe."