Yeah. I don't feel so bad about my heroin addiction - at least it's not crack.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 6:53:53 am PDT #3495 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Volans - Jul 28, 2005 7:07:14 am PDT #3496 of 10001
move out and draw fire
I don't feel so bad about my crack addiction - at least it's not NASCAR fanfic.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:09:57 am PDT #3497 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Stupid question: Does the NASCAR fanfic slash the drivers? How do NASCAR fans feel about this?
(OK, that's two stupid questions)
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:12:31 am PDT #3498 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does the NASCAR fanfic slash the drivers?
Let me have a go: well, the drivers don't have to be all the same gender. Fanfic != slash or even sex. Also, maybe they have relations with their cars, or the pit crew.
That should cover most stuff.
-t - Jul 28, 2005 7:14:56 am PDT #3499 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's the "maybe I'm not submitting to my addiction enough" thinking that I feel I ought to steer clear of...
Though I guess anything that keeps me off heroin, crack, and NASCAR fanfic can't be all bad.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2005 7:18:13 am PDT #3500 of 10001
brillig
maybe they have relations with their cars
Or the cars are being slashed with the other cars.
Amy - Jul 28, 2005 7:18:47 am PDT #3501 of 10001
Because books.
If NASCAR fanfic exists, I so don't want to know about it.
ION, my tiara arrived, courtesy of Javacat! Wheeee! Very, very pretty, and strangely, it's one I almost bought for my recipient. Great minds. Thank you, Javacat!
There will be pictures, when I figure out where the digital camera is.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:22:41 am PDT #3502 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
maybe they have relations with their cars
The machine of a dream, such a clean machine,
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam.
When I'm holding your wheel,
All I hear is your gear,
When my hand's on your grease gun,
Oh it's like a disease son,
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile,
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar,
Such a thrill when your radials squeal.
Told my girl I just had to forget her,
Rather buy me a new cartburettor,
So she made tracks sayin' ths is the end now,
Cars don't talk back they're just four wheeled friends now,
When I'm holding your wheel,
All I hear is your gear,
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive,
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive,
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile,
I'm in love with my car, string back gloves in my automolove!
You could also read a gay subtext into this song, especially considering it's by Queen.
Trudy Booth - Jul 28, 2005 7:24:36 am PDT #3503 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If NASCAR fic exists it surely involves Racefan Sues peeling skin-tight fire suits off of drivers.
Volans - Jul 28, 2005 7:26:11 am PDT #3504 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Or Get It On:
WELL YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A CAR YA GOTTA HUBCAP DIAMOND STAR HALO YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A CAR OH YEAH
um, yeah:
When my hand's on your grease gun