I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2005 11:55:54 am PDT #3184 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does P-C have a car?

No.


ChiKat - Jul 26, 2005 11:56:27 am PDT #3185 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Does P-C have a car?

Hmmm, dunno. TRAIN! There's trains to Chicago.


-t - Jul 26, 2005 11:56:29 am PDT #3186 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

beathen, you just made the baby George Washington Carver cry.


Polter-Cow - Jul 26, 2005 11:56:50 am PDT #3187 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

6. Eat newly delivered pizza

But I'm being cheaper than usual since I'm jobless.


beathen - Jul 26, 2005 11:59:42 am PDT #3188 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

you just made the baby George Washington Carver cry

t puts another check mark in "shock-factor" box


Gudanov - Jul 26, 2005 12:09:21 pm PDT #3189 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Now I want to make some of my homemade pizza.


EpicTangent - Jul 26, 2005 12:44:47 pm PDT #3190 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I have never eaten a PB&J sandwich, ever. I don't like peanut butter except in candy.

Heathen!

Hey, is that where your screen name comes from?


EpicTangent - Jul 26, 2005 12:45:53 pm PDT #3191 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Movin' in with David, gonna eat a lot of pizza...

Here to confirm that this is, indeed, a powerful earworm.


Amy - Jul 26, 2005 12:48:47 pm PDT #3192 of 10001
Because books.

Now I want to make some of my homemade pizza.

Oooh. Stephen makes homemade pizza and it's delicious.

We're having the most awesome heat-breaking rainstorm here at the moment. It's been hot, hot, hot and muggy all day. And my 80-year-old father-in-law has finally donned a pair of shorts. Which come to his knees. And he's wearing them with black socks and black laced shoes.

It's very endearing.


P.M. Marc - Jul 26, 2005 12:53:41 pm PDT #3193 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Fancy Restaurant Fact: During the height of the season, for one week only, Chez Panisse will serve One Perfect Peach as your dessert at the end of a very delicious and expensive prix fixe meal.

My grocery store has Peach-O-Rama every summer. (Frog Hollow is one of the farms they get the Peach-O-Rama peaches from.)

I can get a whole box of perfect peaches for probably slightly less than the entree would run me.

It should be Peach-O-Rama again soon. Whee! I will have my Annual Peach Orgy, where I just sort of stand around in sloppy clothing and eat peaches until I'm a mess of sticky juice and have to shower.