Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
If they get on your tits, your whole quality of life is wrecked.
And there was I thinking you liked that sort of thing.
Please note the verb:
get.
I'm open minded about other verbs.
::thinks::
Well, some other verbs. Vomit is a verb I'd be pretty close-minded about, for example.
Well, some other verbs. Vomit is a verb I'd be pretty close-minded about, for example.
God, you are judgemental.
Stop oppressing Jen with your buddhiarchal, pre-conceived notions of her worldview.
You too! Of course, you're judging my judgement which is the real source of strife in the world.
I just made JZ a Proper British Breakfast. Except for the veggie sausage links, but fried egg and beefsteak tomato.
buddhiarchal
This is my new favorite word.
So, I am all ready for my interviews with potential roommates tomorrow. I have printed out their e-mails with information about themselves, so I can brush up right before/possibly during the interview. I have attached an interview sheet, which I made (it's only one page). And, I have applications all printed out and ready for them to be filled out. These are all in a nice file folder labeled "Potential Roommates," and it's sitting on the coffee table.
This organization isn't going to scare them all away, is it?
This organization isn't going to scare them all away, is it?
Do you have a spreadsheet? Will there be preferential voting? Is there a Toto compatability test? Will they have to do the dreaded Polynomial/Knitting biathalon?
vw, have you seen
Shallow Grave?
Now THAT was a scary flatmate interview. I'm sure you'll be fine.
Except for the veggie sausage links
Veggie sausages are the best sausages.
Remember how I got a lovely French pedicure yesterday morning? Well not 2 hours later in the mall, someone had dropped some liquid on the floor and I slipped on it. I'm okay but one of my nails got messed up. Grr arrrgh. Flip flops and malls/grocery stores/etc. don't mix.
I just feel like I'm being a bit discriminatory.
This is when it is okay to be discriminating. Not in an evil sense, but in finding someone that you can live with well.
I don't know if you can become a bodhisattva when you're attached to handsome writers like a remora.
How will we know if we don't try? Mmm, handsome writers...
Boy. Smell nice. Write words. Fire bad. Eyes pretty.
Except for my love of fire, Cindy writes for me.
This organization isn't going to scare them all away, is it?
It's charming. Terrifying to my brain on a Sunday morning, but charming.
Remember how I got a lovely French pedicure yesterday morning?
Oh nooooooo... I chipped one of my toes badly yesterday too. Um, the polish, actual toes are fine. It's heartbreaking in a very shallow first world sort of way.
It's heartbreaking in a very shallow first world sort of way.
Exactly right.
Except for my love of fire, Cindy writes for me.
I really love fire, too. At least one of my ancestors died from pneumonia he supposedly contracted from being out in the hellish cold, watching a big city fire (no he wasn't a pyro, just an enthusiast).
Oh nooooooo... I chipped one of my toes badly yesterday too. Um, the polish, actual toes are fine. It's heartbreaking in a very shallow first world sort of way.
I'm glad you clarified because yeeeouch! Not that a ruined pedicure is anything to sniff at. *hides neglected feet*
Poor GC and Cass. Can you repair you toe-dos? Do you have the technology?
Finally, where does "Oh noes" come from? I'm seeing it everywhere. I think Lilty is the first person I remember using it around here. And I've seen Teppy use it. But now I'm seeing it in the LJs and on websites that have little-to-nothing to do with us.