I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 10:22:50 am PDT #2215 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, and Cindy, I knew the truth was gonna come out!

I love you guys. You're making me laugh, which is keeping me relaxed, which is going to contribute to a fabulous evening.


Ginger - Jul 22, 2005 10:23:29 am PDT #2216 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am sure the cake will be wonderful, vw. If you can't stand it, though, put pieces in a bowl with whipped cream, put a couple of the chocolate-covered strawberries on top and call it chocolate trifle. After people pass out from the cholesterol rush, they'll never remember what it looked like. Or go ahead and cut the cake and put it on plates.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 22, 2005 10:24:27 am PDT #2217 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

vw, what kind of horrible, judgemental people could you possibly know who would look badly at the person who worked hard making a fun party and delicious homemade cake for them? Come on, homemade cake is THE BOMB, no matter how it looks. I just can't imagine you could hang out with anyone who would react with anything but delight.

vw, as we all know, scrappy is wise.

By the way, I look to be 90% sure I'm coming (I know, I know, but it's HOT out there - at least it's somewhat dry). Do you need anything brought with except beverages?


erikaj - Jul 22, 2005 10:25:56 am PDT #2218 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Talking about cake is more positive than researching murders, and yet?


Calli - Jul 22, 2005 10:26:02 am PDT #2219 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

vw, I doubt you'll let your pets eat most of the cake before serving it to your guests, which puts it at least one step above the cake my mom made for her MiL.

The 21(!!!?!) squares of chocolate put it several steps above any cake I've ever eaten. Now personally, I don't think your guests will care how it looks. But if you are really concerned about this, I will be happy to take the cake off your hands. Just email me (profile addy good) and I'll send you my snail mail addy. I am there for you.

Or you could listen to Hec et al, but that doesn't get me super-chocolate cake so I can't entirely endorse such a rash act.


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 10:26:41 am PDT #2220 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

YAY! Frank's probably coming! How fabulous!

We need of nothing...not even beverages, unless you don't want wine, Samuel Adams Summer Ale, Mike's Hard Lime, soda or water.


JohnSweden - Jul 22, 2005 10:26:55 am PDT #2221 of 10001
I can't even.

If you can't stand it, though, put pieces in a bowl with whipped cream, put a couple of the chocolate-covered strawberries on top and call it chocolate trifle.

Ginger is so nice. I, on the other hand, am an advocate of the school of "put the cake in a box and mail it to JohnSweden". It's win-win, really. The cake is then out of your sight and off your conscience, and I can regale you with stories of how it was so good, I licked the cardboard.


Polter-Cow - Jul 22, 2005 10:27:23 am PDT #2222 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, wait, where the hell is my cake?


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 10:27:56 am PDT #2223 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Wow! Looks like I'm gonna keep busy mailing the Bitches the ugliest cake on the planet!


Calli - Jul 22, 2005 10:28:19 am PDT #2224 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I dunno, P-C. I'll be too busy wrasslin' JohnSweden for mine to help you find it.