I've seen that list before, billytea. It's hilarious. The source is probably an urban legend, but some of those are fucking awesome, and in a good way.
Does anybody mind if I pass out?
Willow ,'Beneath You'
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Polter-Cow - Jul 19, 2005 7:19:17 pm PDT #1682 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
DebetEsse - Jul 19, 2005 7:20:45 pm PDT #1683 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Those are lovely, and I may need to use some of them in conversation.
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 7:24:20 pm PDT #1684 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
meara - Jul 19, 2005 7:29:49 pm PDT #1685 of 10001
Hey Cass! I've got some relatives up in Joshua Tree too--well, the great-uncle who I visited last time I was here just died a couple months back (part of the reason i went to visit him). But yes. It's FUCKING HOT.
Billytea, I just haven't gotten around to buying the whiffle balls and the potato masher.
Daisy Jane - Jul 19, 2005 7:29:54 pm PDT #1686 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
Someone has read from the book of Adams.
billytea - Jul 19, 2005 7:36:08 pm PDT #1687 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I heard back from Wredheaded Writer, she said thanks but no thanks, so clearly she's also Wrongheaded Writer. Odd response, it sounded like I was having a job application knocked back.
Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2005 7:46:54 pm PDT #1688 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sighhhhh... Joshua Tree.
I loved it there.
Gris - Jul 19, 2005 7:53:40 pm PDT #1689 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I loved it there.
Me too, except that the first time I went, when we snuck out in the middle of the night and slept underneath some rocks against all the rules, the girl I had a crush on hooked up with the other guy we we were with.
'Course, that was first term freshmen year, and they're going to grad school together after 4 full years of dating. So I guess I can't possibly be that bitter.
Cass - Jul 19, 2005 7:57:55 pm PDT #1690 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
It is lovely in Joshua Tree...
But it is also July. I expect hell has a nice month or two in there too.
I have skimmed, meara (hi meara!), is the trip an um thing or are you in town for additional reasons?
Something insectual just macked on my arm. I have applied salve and taken a Benedryl in protest. Anything crawls (and I see it) and I'm thwacking it.
Wrongheaded WriterClearly.
Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2005 8:00:31 pm PDT #1691 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Anything crawls (and I see it) and I'm thwacking it as if it were an Australian woman with zero sense.