Huh. Under the wikipedia entry for "porn actor" I see this:

Attempts in the 1970s to outlaw pornography in the U.S. by prosecuting porn stars for prostitution failed, as the courts made a distinction between someone who took part in a sexual relationship for money, and the act of portraying a sexual relationship as a performance for money.

I'm not sure that makes sense to me. Or, rather, why the first is considered worse than the second. It seems a little strange to me.

Then again, much in the law seems strange to me.

ETA: Also, wow, P-C, you really have led a pretty sheltered life, huh? I think I knew that harcdore porn contained actual sex and such before I hit puberty. The wonders of the internet, and being savvy enough to cover my tracks.

Also, wow, P-C, you really have led a pretty sheltered life, huh?

I was a naive little boy who turned into a slightly less naive young man.

I mean, I knew sex scenes in movies weren't real, and it was pretty obvious the sex in soft porn wasn't real, and I really had little experience with hardcore porn. I surreptitiously caught some Playboy Channel stuff one summer, but this was when I was in the mid-teens.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM ALERT:

I have a really bad itch but my nails are too nicely manicured to scratch it effectively.

No, seriously.

Brenda, do you have a wooden ruler or something you can use as a scratching tool?

I have a really bad itch but my nails are too nicely manicured to scratch it effectively.

Definitely the first world problem of the week winner.

You mock my pain.

Weeps.

Maybe I'll go outside and scratch against a tree like a bear.

I have a really bad itch but my nails are too nicely manicured to scratch it effectively.

I find that when I've bitten my nails too short to scratch effectively, that my DH comes in handy.

cereal to add:

And I'm very a very needy scratchee. I could probably give all the buffista cats a run for their collective money in my need to be scratched. I've got the damnest dry skin.

Oh, hey, a few more pictures here with a little better view of Teh Hair. I particularly like the neon sign in the third picture after the linked one last picture: [link]

Oh, hey, a few more pictures here with a little better view of Teh Hair.

Pretty freakin' adorable.