It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Jul 19, 2005 1:30:56 pm PDT #1648 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

When I was in NC I had Cashew Honey gelato. It was fantastic.


vw bug - Jul 19, 2005 1:47:05 pm PDT #1649 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

It's too hot for me to clean. I dusted the living room and swept the hallway, and I'm drenched and dripping in sweat. Ick. Hopefully it will get cooler so I can get this stuff done.


erikaj - Jul 19, 2005 1:47:23 pm PDT #1650 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

ooh, ice cream porn.


Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2005 1:58:34 pm PDT #1651 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hershey's makes a no sugar added butter pecan that makes my life nearly complete.


beekaytee - Jul 19, 2005 2:33:31 pm PDT #1652 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

jeebus. While looking at the mutant clothing on Hec's link, I mused to myself..."Next they'll be pushing breast enhancers for babies." Next thing I know, I run smack into the breast enhancment page. Ostesibly for mastectomy survivors, why would a baby pageant site by selling them?

How can mothers do that to their little girls? I just don't get it. I mean, I do, from a psychological perspective...I just don't want it!


Gris - Jul 19, 2005 2:44:01 pm PDT #1653 of 10001
Hey. New board.

when I washed every dirty piece of laundry in the house except what I was wearing.

I just did this! In the process, I noticed that I own more blue shirts than every other color put together. I think I might have gone overboard on the blue on my last shopping trip. Now I crave more maroon, because it looks better with black pants.

When did I get interested in shopping? It's very distressing. And why didn't I do it when my parents were still paying for my clothes?


billytea - Jul 19, 2005 2:44:42 pm PDT #1654 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So. A while ago I'd contacted a woman on one of the dating sites, and she wrote back asking for my picture. I sent it, and then didn't hear from her again. A pretty clear signal, but I figured I'd give it one more shot. Wrote back to her, noting that she'd probably got the photo and realised the lorikeet was the good-looking one, but in my defence I'm the better kisser (lorikeets are all tongue).

She sent me her phone number this morning. Methinks this could be a good sign.


Gris - Jul 19, 2005 2:45:44 pm PDT #1655 of 10001
Hey. New board.

billytea, your funny side is showing.


SailAweigh - Jul 19, 2005 2:55:06 pm PDT #1656 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

My daughter's cats were both just sitting on the coffee table. I looked up just in time to see Tanner reach out with one paw and push Tucker off the edge. Hee.


Polter-Cow - Jul 19, 2005 2:56:23 pm PDT #1657 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Go you, billytea.