get rid of any sort of elephant statues I had
t Apu
Please do not feed my god a peanut.
t /Apu
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Jul 19, 2005 11:37:29 am PDT #1626 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Polter-Cow - Jul 19, 2005 11:39:22 am PDT #1627 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'd have thought you'd want Ganesha on your side. This, of course, only goes to show that I have no idea of the intricacies of that sort of thing.
Neither do I. I don't think Ganesha counts, just statues of actual elephants. Or stuffed elephants. Or anything elephant-shaped.
ChiKat - Jul 19, 2005 11:40:04 am PDT #1628 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
It should also be noted that in the background, my sister was saying, "Writing is hard, and he's a good writer!")
I think I love P-C's sister. In that non-special Hell sort of way.
JohnSweden - Jul 19, 2005 11:40:55 am PDT #1629 of 10001
I can't even.
Please do not feed my god a peanut.
Apu is the best. Also, He owes me a frappuchino and I have to reprint some documents that were in the snork radius.
DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 11:41:40 am PDT #1630 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think I love P-C's sister. In that non-special Hell sort of way.
Yeah, me too. She's a good ally.
-t - Jul 19, 2005 11:46:02 am PDT #1631 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That actually souinds like a slight improvement, P-C. She's trying to help, not praying that this crazy scheme will fail so you will come home and get your PhD.
We did not hide our Ganesha from my MiL when she dropped in (is it a drop in when she tells you several days before she plans to drop in on you, and then calls when she's on the way because she's lost?) on Sunday. No comment was made.
Polter-Cow - Jul 19, 2005 11:52:46 am PDT #1632 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
We did not hide our Ganesha from my MiL when she dropped in
Would you need to? Are you Hindu?
-t - Jul 19, 2005 11:54:51 am PDT #1633 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Would you need to? Are you Hindu?
We're Jewish. If she'd realized what it was, I think she'd have been upset.
Glamcookie - Jul 19, 2005 11:59:02 am PDT #1634 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
You guys, I'm so tired. I can barely keep my eyes open. No more work! Needs sleep! I may need a vat of coffee in the meantime...
Trudy Booth - Jul 19, 2005 12:02:03 pm PDT #1635 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
We're Jewish. If she'd realized what it was, I think she'd have been upset.
Maybe a Ganesha with a little turtle-neck on the tip of his trunk would go over better?