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vw bug - Jul 19, 2005 10:21:45 am PDT #1599 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Oh. My. God.

Every dish in my apartment is clean, except for the glass I'm drinking from right now. This is quite an accomplishment for me, and it hasn't happened in several months (please note that that does *not* mean that I just washed some dishes that have been dirty for several months...I just haven't completed the task for several months). I really was beginning to think this was never going to happen. But, I did it! And there are no pots/pans/stones on the stove. This is such an exciting moment for me.

t /boring life details

Nora Deirdre - Jul 19, 2005 10:25:23 am PDT #1600 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

whoooo!!! clean dishes!

I had a similar epiphany on Friday, when I washed every dirty piece of laundry in the house except what I was wearing. I was tempted to go naked and finish the job, but I didn't.

-t - Jul 19, 2005 10:25:51 am PDT #1601 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I love that feeling, vw. I like to prolong it by ordering takeout that can be eaten straight from the container.

-t - Jul 19, 2005 10:32:36 am PDT #1602 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh. So far today I have

Spilled water down the front of my shirt.
Gotten a bloodstain on my (beige) pants
Cried because I had the wrong release date for a movie.

Why did I get out of bed again?

DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 10:34:35 am PDT #1603 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why did I get out of bed again?

Because The World of Liquids decreed that you would be its Bitch!

But only today.

Nora Deirdre - Jul 19, 2005 10:35:19 am PDT #1604 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I have been staining the hell out of all my clothes. yesterday I spilled coffee all down the back of my shirt and pants. Gah. Everytime I eat salad, it seems that a piece of vinegrette-d lettuce falls on my pants or shirt.

I also bleed on my clothes all the time. So, to sum up, it sucks and I feel your pain.

DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 10:36:29 am PDT #1605 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

yesterday I spilled coffee all down the back of my shirt and pants.

Were you trying to drink from the back of your head again? There is no ingress there, you know.

Nora Deirdre - Jul 19, 2005 10:37:24 am PDT #1606 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Were you trying to drink from the back of your head again? There is no ingress there, you know.

The words make sense, but the back of my neck is not convinced.

-t - Jul 19, 2005 10:42:37 am PDT #1607 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's you and me against the liquids, Nora.

Damn good thing I'm not at a sewage treatment plant today.

t /bright side

Calli - Jul 19, 2005 10:44:59 am PDT #1608 of 10001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The liquids often stalk my outfits, too. Today we had Important Guests at work, so I'm foiling the evil liquids by wearing all black.

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