Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 16, 2005 6:23:48 am PDT #1248 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't think that would work on ANY date, BT! Nice of her to offer, though.

Hee. That's what I figured. But it's nice to know my personal life remains odd. ("Relationships, much like Australian animals, come in three varieties: venomous, odd, and sheep.")


beth b - Jul 16, 2005 6:46:52 am PDT #1249 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

sorry it didn't work bt.

and people are just odd about being mean p-c.

DH and I went to B&N for HP. they gave out numbered wristbands for yellow for reserved and orange for non reserved. We were reserved - and because they called everyone up in groups of 20 - we were out of there in 45 minutes ( our number was 239)


Jessica - Jul 16, 2005 6:51:52 am PDT #1250 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Too bad about the second speed-dating event, BT.

This is what I looked like about an hour ago, when my hair was bleached and standing straight up.


Polter-Cow - Jul 16, 2005 6:54:28 am PDT #1251 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

and people are just odd about being mean p-c.

I think the Bitches would appreciate my friend's take on it:

Spectral Bovine: People are fuckheads.
Spectral Bovine: It even mentions the page.
mineownaardvarks: Oh for crying out loud.
mineownaardvarks: Why would someone do that?
mineownaardvarks: Seriously.
mineownaardvarks: What would be the pleasure someone would get out of that?
mineownaardvarks: Hate.
mineownaardvarks: Maybe it's the Pope. :-P
mineownaardvarks: "In a statement Saturday, the Holy Father condemned the books as wiles of the Devil, adding 'Also, in book six, Hermione dies, and Seamus Finnegan is the Half Blood Prince. So ha ha.'"

Later:

mineownaardvarks: Maybe this is the terrorists' new diabolical plan.
mineownaardvarks: "What are they celebrating?" "A new book-- there are bookselling parties everywhere, joy and capitalism unabated..." "SPOIL IT FOR THEM."
mineownaardvarks: Then they get back to bin Laden and are all proudly, "We told them X happens!'" and bin Laden is like "YOU FOOL! I HAVE NOT GOTTEN THAT FAR YET! MY AMAZON.COM COPY ONLY ARRIVED THIS MORNING!"


beth b - Jul 16, 2005 7:01:36 am PDT #1252 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH was thrilled at the B&N crowd - because there had to be at leasst 400 people buying books.


Volans - Jul 16, 2005 7:07:20 am PDT #1253 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Hee - terror threat level red, indeed.

I note that The Leaky Cauldron and other HP sites are dead as Dumbledore. (I haven't read it yet - not a spoiler - joking)


vw bug - Jul 16, 2005 7:10:49 am PDT #1254 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Raquel is very brave.

I just made the menu for Toto's birthday party next Friday. Also did a breakdown of what needs to be done every day to make sure we're ready for the party on Friday. I'm getting excited.


Stephanie - Jul 16, 2005 7:30:32 am PDT #1255 of 10001
Trust my rage

How old will Toto be?


P.M. Marc - Jul 16, 2005 7:57:12 am PDT #1256 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

So question: just how weird would it be to tell some woman you're interested in, "I'm a great guy and make a wonderful partner, but don't just take it from me, here's my wife's number"?

As Robin says, I don't think that would go well on a first date (though really, bless Bec for the offer).


vw bug - Jul 16, 2005 8:15:02 am PDT #1257 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

How old will Toto be?

7