Hm. We could have a Drive Haiku competition and I'll send a special prize to the winner.
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - May 12, 2006 10:26:44 am PDT #9960 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
JenP - May 12, 2006 10:28:57 am PDT #9961 of 10001
Illegal road race
Hotties and honeys abound
Trouble all around
JenP - May 12, 2006 10:29:40 am PDT #9962 of 10001
If I have the only entry, do I win?
Allyson - May 12, 2006 10:31:02 am PDT #9963 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Yep!
Jesse - May 12, 2006 10:32:19 am PDT #9964 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
On the road again
Chaos? Mayhem? Random death?
Could be, ask Minear
JenP - May 12, 2006 10:32:57 am PDT #9965 of 10001
Foiled by Jesse. What are the odds?
Jesse - May 12, 2006 10:34:22 am PDT #9966 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Mu-ah-ha-ha.
Mine wasn't very good, though.
JenP - May 12, 2006 10:43:29 am PDT #9967 of 10001
Mine either, that's why I was going with the whole "if I'm the only one..." thing.
Hey - birth year post, if I were born 8000 years in the future.
It could happen.
Jesse - May 12, 2006 10:45:39 am PDT #9968 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Amateur haiku
Unknown, unaired TV show
It couldn't end well
JenP - May 12, 2006 10:47:42 am PDT #9969 of 10001
Bored posters writing
The poetry will suffer
We'll keep at it, though
(and that time I remebered the formatting)