Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books!

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


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§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 1:22:59 pm PDT #9662 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he knows more Disney and musical songs than any man ought to.

Any straight man, maybe.


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 1:30:41 pm PDT #9663 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

TB, the version my family played (which I just remembered we called Pink Dink) was a rhyming riddle game. You'd come up with a simple two-word rhyme and try to get the others to guess it (or fail to guess it, depending on how competitive you were); you'd signal how many syllables it had by saying "I've got a Pink Dink/Pinky Dinky/Pinkety Dinkety."

Pink Dink: An obese feline = Fat Cat.

Pinky Dinky: A tankard for a mythical beast = Dragon Flagon.

Pinkety Dinkety: A very boring talking device = Monotone Telephone.


Polter-Cow - Apr 25, 2006 1:35:42 pm PDT #9664 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I've got a Pinketedy Dinketedy: A leave of absence pillaging on the high seas.


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 1:42:10 pm PDT #9665 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

P-C: Piratical Sabbatical

Good one!


Polter-Cow - Apr 25, 2006 1:48:04 pm PDT #9666 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well done!

Pinky Dinky: An exceedingly hairy Mediterranean capital.


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 1:51:06 pm PDT #9667 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Drat! My piss-poor knowledge of Mediterranean geography is killing me on this one.


Polter-Cow - Apr 25, 2006 1:53:19 pm PDT #9668 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, wait. I totally meant "city." Or, to make it easier: "capital."


Aims - Apr 25, 2006 1:55:26 pm PDT #9669 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Any straight man, maybe.

I tyoed that originally, but didn't want to be inundated with "STEREOTYPE! STEREOTYPE!"


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 2:01:58 pm PDT #9670 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Even with the clarification, you overestimate my knowledge base. My geography truly sucks. Never mind locating them, I probably couldn't name twenty countries without the assistance of the Animaniacs.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 2:04:56 pm PDT #9671 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I can't get it, either. Instead I come up with a guess that isn't a true rhyme and leads me to the wrong area of the world: Hirsute Kirkutsk