Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2006 6:38:30 am PDT #9639 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suspect being an only child made family travel much more enjoyable for me.


Vortex - Apr 25, 2006 6:46:04 am PDT #9640 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

because my one sister and I were too busy hating each other furiously and guarding the invisible line down the middle of the back seat for unauthorized encroachment.

this was never really an issue for us, because we always carried a cooler full of drinks and snacks that we placed between us. there may have been some subtle shoving, but it never got out of hand.


Kalshane - Apr 25, 2006 6:51:58 am PDT #9641 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I've never been able to read without getting carsick, unfortunately. Though far worse was the reverse seat in the back of the station wagon. Makes me nauseated just thinking about. We did lots of the alphabet game and later travel versions of assorted board games like Sorry and Trouble.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 6:54:18 am PDT #9642 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I probably harassed my sister a bit during long drives. No license plate games, because these drives were happening in Jamaica or the UK, and there aren't regional plate variations there.

Mostly I read or threw up (smells of exhaust and sugar cane combined make for nasty ita tummy, even though my father still swears it's impossible to smell a sugar cane field--so he kept the windows down despite my entreaties. I kept puking, despite his). One vacation (Lake District and souther Scotland, if memory serves) I was reading Lord of the Rings and decided to memorise all the songs. By repeated recitation.

They took it pretty well.


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2006 6:55:52 am PDT #9643 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I scoff at your family vacations.

Picture, a Brady Bunch station wagon. Parents in the front seat. 3 kids in the back seat. 2 kids in the rear seat (you know, the one that faces backwards, the one that is, I believe, illegal now). Driving for 2 solid days to get to the grandparent's house in Alabama. Driving another day to get to the other set of relatives.

5 kids in one station wagon=lots of shoving, fighting and whining.

5 kids in one station wagon=stressed parents and a mother with impeccable aim with a plastic flyswatter. Seriously, she kept a flyswatter on the seat next to her and without even turning around could THWAP the misbehaving child's thigh.


Strega - Apr 25, 2006 7:00:43 am PDT #9644 of 10001

We played 20 questions, that "I'm going to ___ and I'm taking..." memory game, Super Quiz, MasterMind... and there was some magnetic travel game we had. I can picture the case but I can't think what it was. Oh, it might have been Parcheesi! Which is the slowest, dullest board game in the world, so really the only time you'd want to play it is on a long car trip.

But mostly I think there was lots of Password. Which led, inevitably, to the great Password cheating scandal. I can't wait till my nephew is old enough to carry on the family traditions.

I don't remember fighting with my brother much in the car. I think being 5 years apart helped. I do remember that sometimes I would stretch out on the floor (since I was smaller), and he would stretch out on the seat. So to this

Kids these days, with their DVD players in their cars....
I add, "...and their wacky insistence on seatbelts."


Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2006 7:47:53 am PDT #9645 of 10001
What is even happening?

I've never been able to read without getting carsick, unfortunately. Though far worse was the reverse seat in the back of the station wagon. Makes me nauseated just thinking about.

I could read in the car or on a train. I could ride backwards in the car or on a train. My mother never could. And after years of her saying, "I could never do that, I would feel so nauseated," I started feeling nauseated.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 9:08:40 am PDT #9646 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

5 kids in one station wagon=lots of shoving, fighting and whining

Dude. 10 kids in a camper van. (And that's just 10 at any one time while I was still living with my parents. The count eventually got up to 15.)


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2006 9:10:35 am PDT #9647 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Dude. 10 kids in a camper van. (And that's just 10 at any one time while I was still living with my parents. The count eventually got up to 15.)

There is no way I would have survived this. None. I'd have escaped at a rest area, picked up by some shady character and sold into child slavery.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 9:11:20 am PDT #9648 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

We reenacted every Three Stooges film we'd ever seen.