(with a southern accent:)
"I wish I knew how to quit brew"
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Tim Minear - Apr 04, 2006 7:22:34 am PDT #9212 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 7:22:46 am PDT #9213 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
BRAIN BLEACH ON AISLE 2!!! [re: Uttad's picture]
Polter-Cow - Apr 04, 2006 7:38:07 am PDT #9214 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
(with a southern accent:)
"I wish I knew how to quit brew"
Heh. Well played.
Random unrelated thought: I suddenly have the desire to filk Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Gold Lion" into "Wax Lion."
Vortex - Apr 04, 2006 7:40:15 am PDT #9215 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"I wish I knew how to quit brew"
BWAH! THIS is why you are Tim and I am me.
Allyson - Apr 04, 2006 7:45:37 am PDT #9216 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
"I wish I knew how to quit brew"
You're terrible.
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2006 8:14:17 am PDT #9217 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Our in-house nutritionist, who is a sweet if optimistic girl, put up displays outside all the company cafeterias on the Evils of Caffeine, complete with displays of how many milligrams of caffeine various beverages contained.
I'm betting she got no takers. Without caffeine, there is no software. Me, I need four or five cups of tea to boot the brain.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 8:15:36 am PDT #9218 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I can't believe that I'm the first person to say "I wish I knew how to quit coffee"
Dana - Apr 04, 2006 8:24:29 am PDT #9219 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
complete with displays of how many milligrams of caffeine various beverages contained.
That's pretty handy, although probably not in the way she intended.
P.M. Marc - Apr 04, 2006 8:39:15 am PDT #9220 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
When I don't drink coffee, my skin looks better, my stomach doesn't feel like I've been downing Drain-O, I don't shake as much, and I'm probably a more mellow and satisfying person to be around.
However, I'm also about two zillion IQ points stupider, and all the time is nappy time, so coffee it is until I am magically independently wealthy.
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2006 8:39:46 am PDT #9221 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My first boss told me I wasn't a real programmer because I indulged in neither coffee nor caffeinated soft drinks.
I think I was a good programmer, but in retrospect, no, I wasn't a real one.