Are mommy and daddy getting divorced?
It's not you, it's them... and they both still love you lots.
They just stopped having sex as soon as you were born...
Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.
'Harm's Way'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
victor infante - Mar 14, 2006 7:48:24 am PST #8767 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
msbelle - Mar 14, 2006 7:50:25 am PST #8768 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Mommy, do you need a wife to come over and make you a nice dinner? Or maybe a mani/pedi day this weekend?
msbelle - Mar 14, 2006 7:52:15 am PST #8769 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Why am I Daddy, again?
I thought you had embraced the "you act like a guy" thing? no.
p.s. remember all the nice things I do
bon bon - Mar 14, 2006 8:04:06 am PST #8770 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Thanks, msbelle! Bob's mom was also visiting this weekend so I got some reheated homemade meals and some ones frozen for later. And a fridge full of Italian delicacies. Let's do Bloomie soon though.
§ ita § - Mar 14, 2006 8:05:44 am PST #8771 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought you had embraced the "you act like a guy" thing? no.
Rather, I have come to accept the fact that society's gender expectations are narrower than I can cleave to.
I don't mind being Daddy--I hear the pimp hats are more splendid.
msbelle - Mar 14, 2006 8:09:08 am PST #8772 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
everybody now
It's hard out here for a pimp.
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2006 10:25:36 am PST #8773 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Do you secretly yearn to be closer to the earth?
If so, I'm sure ita can help him out with that.
ita seems to have replaced Spike in my "designated person who kills people" slot. She's the new Dalek!
Atropa - Mar 14, 2006 10:51:02 am PST #8774 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
ita seems to have replaced Spike in my "designated person who kills people" slot.
Wait, isn't she everyone's 'designated person who kills people'? Or were Clovis and I ahead of the curve?
msbelle - Mar 14, 2006 10:55:01 am PST #8775 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
until she produces a body, she is not my "designated person who kills people". I will keep that for fictional characters and Henry Lee Lucas.
Tom Scola - Mar 14, 2006 10:56:41 am PST #8776 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Of course she doesn't produce the bodies, she hands them off to the person designated to dispose of bodies.