Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'

'Potential'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Feb 28, 2006 7:59:27 am PST #8454 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I was happy that Tim's response was to bring up Wonderfalls and say that maybe he was influencing women to become snarky drunks.


Calli - Feb 28, 2006 8:00:59 am PST #8455 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

maybe he was influencing women to become snarky drunks.

Nah. I was a snarky drunk years before Wonderfalls was on.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2006 8:01:43 am PST #8456 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He's validating your choices, then.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2006 8:08:30 am PST #8457 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Dude! I can blame Tim for my snark!


Calli - Feb 28, 2006 8:19:24 am PST #8458 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

He's validating your choices, then.

Him and Jon Stewart. It's good to have mentors (even if we've never met).


Allyson - Feb 28, 2006 12:52:03 pm PST #8459 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Can I blame Tim for my headache? Gah. This is TERRIBLE.

So, yeah. Um. Drive. Sounds like fun.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2006 12:56:40 pm PST #8460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tim causes the headaches? I need to have a word.


Burrell - Feb 28, 2006 1:05:25 pm PST #8461 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Tim causes the headaches? I need to have a word.

Uh oh. This could get ugly.


Allyson - Feb 28, 2006 1:05:34 pm PST #8462 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Better get the word in fast before the turret is complete.


Kristen - Feb 28, 2006 1:37:25 pm PST #8463 of 10001

I have no headache. Maybe I have immunity or something?