I'm writing about Tim. The story is called, "BNF/BFD."
It's SO WEIRD. But thanks to Kat, I now have a theme.
It's so awesome to have an English teacher on my AIM list.
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Feb 26, 2006 7:08:46 pm PST #8401 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2006 7:13:29 pm PST #8402 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The story is called, "BNF/BFD."
Heh. That's clever.
Strega - Feb 26, 2006 7:15:13 pm PST #8403 of 10001
Hey, I tried to help, too!
Whatever. I only talk to you because I'm trying to suck up to Ruby.
Allyson - Feb 26, 2006 7:21:51 pm PST #8404 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Yes, Strega and ita both talked me off the ledge.
And then I had pie.
Strega - Feb 26, 2006 7:32:27 pm PST #8405 of 10001
I'm only trying to suck up to Ruby because I think she'll introduce me to ita.
Who will introduce me to pie. I hope.
Cass - Feb 26, 2006 7:34:23 pm PST #8406 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You should have her introduce you to Kat. She knows where the best cakes are. The best.
Allyson - Feb 26, 2006 7:35:41 pm PST #8407 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I can't write this without sounding like a jackhole.
Goddamn it, essay. Be funny.
aurelia - Feb 26, 2006 7:46:47 pm PST #8408 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Allyson go all out jackhole. Let your jackhole flag fly. You can always pull back on edit.
Burrell - Feb 27, 2006 4:15:23 am PST #8409 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Allyson, whenever I've had my students write about themselves, at least half of them are convinced that they must sound like jackholes.
BartlebyFink - Feb 27, 2006 6:43:29 am PST #8410 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!
And then I had pie.
Oooh. Pie. What kind of pie?