I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jul 06, 2005 2:59:34 pm PDT #838 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My horoscope said I should find a new job far away and move, start a new life.

Hm. That's sort of nervous-making.


Gris - Jul 06, 2005 2:59:54 pm PDT #839 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Why is Mandy Patinkin advertising prescription drugs??? I am angered, at either him or the world that isn't giving him a much cooler job.


Kat - Jul 06, 2005 3:00:53 pm PDT #840 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My horoscope said I should find a new job far away and move, start a new life.

Haven't you already done that once?


Gris - Jul 06, 2005 3:00:59 pm PDT #841 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I love this song. "On is the loneliest number... dum de dum..." and she's gonna die, huh.


Pix - Jul 06, 2005 3:01:29 pm PDT #842 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh dear. I was about to say I wanted a bath. Now, not so much.


Gris - Jul 06, 2005 3:02:29 pm PDT #843 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I want a bath anyway. All I have is a shower. Le sigh.

I'm not sure I believe Web. How does he know?


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2005 3:02:31 pm PDT #844 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Damn, how many people have covered that song? Who's doing this version?


Gris - Jul 06, 2005 3:03:20 pm PDT #845 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Ha! Paul got a funny line.


Gris - Jul 06, 2005 3:05:04 pm PDT #846 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Yay Onion Blossom!

ETA: Oh, Rebecca. I see why Allyson wants to call her Becky now more than ever. Poor dear.


amych - Jul 06, 2005 3:05:59 pm PDT #847 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

death, death, pretzels, death

eta: hell. I call it.