Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Got Life - Feb 14, 2006 4:59:03 pm PST #8260 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

You have pom poms.... I don't think they work without the outfit.


DebetEsse - Feb 15, 2006 5:38:25 am PST #8261 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

At least "skein" is an actual word.


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2006 5:42:04 am PST #8262 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So is "ankle." They're weirdos.


DavidS - Feb 15, 2006 5:57:27 am PST #8263 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Varietyspeak is fun. I'm for it and all the little insider languages. It's no different than doctor slang (my favorite being, "bad in a sandstorm") or techspeak.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2006 5:58:45 am PST #8264 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's no different than doctor slang (my favorite being, "bad in a sandstorm") or techspeak.

Heh, see that just makes me think of "Hercules vs. the Moon Men" on MST3K.


bon bon - Feb 15, 2006 6:05:06 am PST #8265 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

They definitely admit it's to mark the insider group: [link]

It's also less startling when you realize they've been using that language for a century-- they just never stopped sounding like Walter Winchell.


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2006 6:46:43 am PST #8266 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In part it was a device to fit long words into small headlines, but it was also to create a clubby feel among the paper's entertainment industry readers

That's cheesy as hell. I don't mind it when it evolves, but when it's designed for that purpose it makes me @@.


Polter-Cow - Feb 15, 2006 8:19:01 am PST #8267 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Reading that list of slanguage made me very angry. They're making the language deliberately impenetrable, and grrrr.

What I found interesting, however, was how many common terms used today were apparently coined by Variety, like "biopic" and "sex appeal." And, apparently, "fave." Some of their shortenings are in widespread use these days.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 15, 2006 8:24:07 am PST #8268 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Please tell me (and the disc jockey I was listening to with gritted teeth this morning) that "biopic" isn't supposed to rhyme with myopic.


Polter-Cow - Feb 15, 2006 8:29:53 am PST #8269 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I always thought it did, but I found out otherwise a few months ago. Or maybe several months ago. In any case, it still sounds that way in my head.