It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Feb 13, 2006 2:16:26 pm PST #8218 of 10001

It cracks me up that every news report on the Cheney shooting contains a reference to Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton.

This may be a good time to sell a Hamilton miniseries.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 13, 2006 3:17:09 pm PST #8219 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Great Race.

"He raped my home country, Thrace! And then he did it again! And again!"

So not the Tony Curtis/Jack Lemmon/Natalie Wood/Peter Falk movie then?

Maaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!


Spidra Webster - Feb 13, 2006 3:18:06 pm PST #8220 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I love that movie. Just revisited the soundtrack, too.


Betsy HP - Feb 13, 2006 4:50:46 pm PST #8221 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Well, I was totally on crack trying to confuse you. Did it work?

In penance, "You mean the Great Leslie ran off with a chicken?!?!?!"


Got Life - Feb 13, 2006 5:00:09 pm PST #8222 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

Okay my husband just came home and asked me:

What color does a smurf turn if you choke them????

The stupid............ I actually thought about it for a moment....

I figured you guys might get kick out of it.


Barry Woodward - Feb 13, 2006 8:17:30 pm PST #8223 of 10001
I fought the law and I won!

What color does a smurf turn if you choke them????
Purple, of course.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2006 8:21:14 pm PST #8224 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, I can't not make that question be about autoerotic asphyxiation. I blame the head trauma.


BartlebyFink - Feb 13, 2006 8:24:06 pm PST #8225 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!

Choking? Totally overrated.


Kristen - Feb 13, 2006 9:48:54 pm PST #8226 of 10001

From Variety:

"Drive," a sudser revolving around an "Amazing Race" competish, but on acid


Tamara - Feb 13, 2006 9:56:06 pm PST #8227 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Kristen, you made that up. Please tell me you made that up.