This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 8:49:19 am PDT #800 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a sudden suspicion someone's getting good fortune.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 8:51:52 am PDT #801 of 10001
What is even happening?

Speaking of good fortune, my mother took the kids last night, but wait, that's not my point. Anyhow, this morning, Scott and I made ourselves bacon and eggs for breakfast. All five eggs we used were double-yolked. Do we play the lottery tonight, or what?


Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2005 8:54:19 am PDT #802 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Look out for mutant chickens.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 06, 2005 8:58:24 am PDT #803 of 10001
What is even happening?

In my tummy?


-t - Jul 06, 2005 9:01:48 am PDT #804 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Google knows all.

Most double yolk eggs are produced by young birds, so therefore barns that contain young flocks have a large concentration of these eggs. Usually a young bird will lay a small egg, but if the egg is a double yolk, it tends to be either large or extra large size. This tends to be true in humans as well, where expectant mothers tend to become “larger” for multiple birth pregnancies. Knowing all this, if you look at the extra large and large eggs coming from a young flock, the chances of it being a double yolker are actually quite high. So chances are, the container with lots of double yolk eggs is from a young flock of birds. If you got a single double yolk egg, it probably came from a more mature flock.


msbelle - Jul 06, 2005 9:05:07 am PDT #805 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh the good fortune is definately getting handed out today.

Also? Allyson might be a witch. But I am ignoring that part and saying Thank You Nice Person - GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU!!!!


libkitty - Jul 06, 2005 9:05:41 am PDT #806 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I just said 'ohhh' out loud, and not about double-yolked eggs, although that's interesting. Adore the logo!


Allyson - Jul 06, 2005 9:10:12 am PDT #807 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Allyson might be a witch.

A good witch, or a bad witch? ^


msbelle - Jul 06, 2005 9:13:59 am PDT #808 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

^

a make people do your will witch was more what I had in mind, not sure if that is good or bad.


Lee - Jul 06, 2005 9:16:39 am PDT #809 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

^

I am thinking bad witch, since she is leading us into temptation with her latte talk.