You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2006 2:56:57 pm PST #7915 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Not-So-Fast but Very-Very-Furious.


Allyson - Jan 30, 2006 3:19:06 pm PST #7916 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tim's car goes ZOOOOOOM.

ZOOOOOM


Kat - Jan 30, 2006 3:20:55 pm PST #7917 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wonder if Tim is like Beetlejuice and if we say "MINEAR MINEAR MINEAR" that he'll show up?


Allyson - Jan 30, 2006 3:24:03 pm PST #7918 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

MINEAR MINEAR MINEAR


aurelia - Jan 30, 2006 3:26:25 pm PST #7919 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Bloody Timmy?


Kat - Jan 30, 2006 3:32:24 pm PST #7920 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Damn. It didn't work. So he's not Beetlejuice after all.


sarameg - Jan 30, 2006 3:35:22 pm PST #7921 of 10001

OR that he has gone deep undercover into the custom golfcart road racing world for his next project.

Would it have gold rims and whitewall tires and be fire engine red with a shiny gold hood ornament? Because that's already been done.


ChiKat - Jan 30, 2006 3:38:32 pm PST #7922 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

OR that he has gone deep undercover into the custom golfcart road racing world for his next project.

I haven't seen him on my regional circuit, but I compete in the southeast region whereas I suspect he would be in the southwest region.


Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2006 3:50:25 pm PST #7923 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Did Tim appreciate his book? I don't know if I heard.


BartlebyFink - Jan 30, 2006 4:11:54 pm PST #7924 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!

Yeah, strike my question. Lasagna and Fury-scripted 24 tonight!